The House of Fun

The House of Fun

Way back in the mid 1980's I had the time of my life. I was in my mid-twenties, living on my own in a Council flat that was just behind the Town Centre and became nicknamed 'The House of Fun' after the Madness song; and working in a furniture shop that had a separate 'electricals' department selling TV's, stereos and the like; plus we were the first shops to sell the new fangled video recorders; which quickly gave me a nice little sideline in Pirate Videos.

With access to so many recorders I bootlegged all of the current (and future ) VHS releases and rented them out at £1 or £2 a night to an ever expanding group of friends, friends of friends and God knows who else. Alongside the normal day-to-day movies I also had a truck driving contact who travelled into Europe and began bringing back Porn Videos; which were nearly impossible to get hold of outside London; and therefore enabled me to charge a premium of £5 for two nights or a weekend; and to say that they were popular would be a huge understatement!

Although I worked every Saturday; the weekend started on a Thursday night and a full and fun social life ensued. Without sounding vain; I'm just under six feet tall and naturally slim; at that time I had a moustache and a full head of hair, cut in a 'Bowie/Soulboy Flick'. I always dressed well; and had 'rhythm on the dance-floor' which made me popular with the ladies.

With so much 'low hanging fruit' available on these nights out and with my flat being so close, I had no need for a regular girlfriend and never felt it really necessary to take on 'challenges' with the better looking girls.

One of these "better looking girls" was Diane; who was a couple of years younger than me (19 or 20?) and was the sister of our Accounts Clerk Sandra's best friend Julie.

Julie was actually engaged to a mate of mine; but that didn't stop me fingering her one Saturday night in a shop doorway .... but that wasn't unusual as these nights regularly ended with either a fight or a fuck.

Sandra and Julie were part of a group of young women that me and my friends knew on many levels; some we'd gone to school with, some we'd worked with, some we'd wooed and one or two went on to marry (and divorce); but the golden haired Diane not just being a smidgen younger, was a bit aloof and; although she always dressed very sexily (see through blouses and tight skirts that emphasised her gorgeous arse) only one or two ever tried to get inside her knickers; and they got very publicly shot down in flames.

In early April 1982 my company were opening a new branch in the city centre; about 10 miles from the satellite town where I lived; and I was seconded for a month to help set up the electrical department and then staff it on the run up to Easter.

This meant I had to catch a bus at about 8am, and on the first Monday morning who did I see in the queue but none other than Miss Diane, wearing a short leather jacket over a white uniform and if my eyes didn't deceive me, because of the wrinkle around one of her ankles; was wearing stockings. We nodded our recognition but had to sit a couple of seats apart, so couldn't never spoke; although she did look back over her shoulder and smile when we made eye contact. As we walked out of the bus station, she was right next to me.

"I don't normally see you here." Diane piped up as she walked alongside me.

I explained the situation with the new shop and she genuinely seemed interested; and when asked told me she was a receptionist for a dentist in the financial district.

I was even more surprised when she asked what time I finished work, and when I told her she smiled and said; "I'll probably see you then. Bye."

I was busy all day and forgot about our conversation; so was a bit stunned when she was waiting outside the shop as I left at about 5.15.

On the journey home Diane was a lot friendlier and chattier than I'd ever have expected; making me believe that she was actually a bit intimidated when out on the town with her sister and her older more gregarious friends.

This carried on all week and by Friday as we got off the bus she even asked if I was going to the Legion Club; aka The Last Chance Ranch that I normally frequented and occasionally saw her there with her sister's friends.

I confirmed that I would be and she responded with a lovely smile.

The club was busier than usual that night; but my mates had secured our normal tables on the balcony, overlooking the dance-floor where we could survey the talent on show.

About an hour after arriving I was mid conversation with my mate Barry when I felt hands ruffle my hair, then slide over and cover my eyes.

"Guess who?" A very distinctive and sexy woman's voice whispered. Laughing I moved her hands away and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw her, as well as having on sexy bright red lipstick Diane was wearing a virtually transparent chiffon blouse with an even sexier black push-up bra underneath; and for me, more importantly was obviously wearing very fine denier black seamed stockings under a tight pencil skirt.

"Do you want a drink?" I asked as I quickly stood up and guided her away from the table, where my mates were laughing and grunting.

The noise from the disco meant I had to bend down close to hear her; and her perfume smelled bloody lovely. A song came on that I liked came on so we put down our drinks and had a couple of dances before she was beckoned back to her sister's table at about 9.30, and much to my disappointment they all began finishing their drinks and putting their coats on before marching, en masse out of the ballroom.

The night wore on with my mates wanting to know 'how what had just happened, happened'; 'how come Princess Pricktease was suddenly on my radar!' and also taking the piss about me 'missing out on shagging the Ice Princess' and stuff like that.

I laughed it all off; but I was in a three week slump and really thought I was 'in'.

In some ways The Ranch was a bit like the Serengeti with 'big cats' like me and my mates looking for a sexy wildebeest or zebra to peel away from the herd and we would move in for the metaphorical 'kill.'

About 15 minutes later, and being unable to take any more of my friends' piss taking I went to the toilet, and as I came out a married woman who I'd known for years, called Kelly was coming out of the ladies toilets at the same time.

"Hello sexy," I greeted her, "You are looking hot tonight." "You're not too shabby yourself." Kelly grinned.

I eased her against the corridor wall and with my hand on her hip we chatted for a couple of minutes; including her chiding me for not 'looking her in the eyes' as I was staring at her very visible and large cleavage which her denim dress, with a press-stud or two too many open did very little to hide.

I pretended to apologise, but told her 'that terrific boobs like hers needed to be admired by a connoisseur.' Which made her laugh.

"Fancy coming back to mine so I can get a better look."

Judy made the cardinal mistake of taking too long to answer; so I moved in ..... "Get your coat .... you've pulled!" Which made her giggle again .

"Where do you live?" She nervously whispered.

GOAL!

"The flats next to the fire station ...... two minutes away".

She checked her watch, "I have to be home on the last bus ...... by 11.30." She thought out loud.

"I can work with that." I whispered as I nuzzled her ear lobe; "I will make sure Cinderella is home by midnight."

Kelly was quite pretty with a cute small and turned up nose; and must have been an absolute stunner in her younger days; but was now what my Mother would call "A bottle blonde, but one that should have used a bigger bottle!" Thankfully she didn't have a coat to retrieve; so I quickly led her away from any suspicious friends and off into the night.

While I'd vaguely known her face for years, I only really got to know her when she came into the shop a year or so previously, husband and kids in tow to buy a new TV and video; and over the following weeks chatted and flirted with her when she paid the weekly instalments and again on irregular Friday nights at the Ranch.

Horny as fuck because of Diane's transformation I couldn't wait to get this MILF into my bed. As we hurriedly walked along the back street I slid my hand up the back of her dress and found she was wearing tights, so groped her nylon covered arse, which made her giggle and snuggle closer into my shoulder.

It had always been apparent that Kelly and her friends weren't really on my agenda; as all or most were older than me and my mates; plus they were mostly married. Neither of which would normally put us off, but they just went to the club for a drink and a dance and to 'blow off steam'; yet it wasn't altogether out of the question for one of them, called Carole to slip out of the back for a knee trembler in the car park.

As soon as we were through the door I pinned Kelly up against the wall and forcefully kissed her as I pulled at the top of her denim dress and tugged; making the press studs pop open all the way to the hem, After openly admiring her bounteous body for a few seconds I ran my hand up the back of her dress until I found her bra straps, then flicked my finger and thumb opening it up. Grinning, I then pulled her large floppy tits out of her thin yellow bra, immediately suckling on her long pink nipples as I stroked her arse again; making her purr and grope my arse.

"You don't hang about, do you???" She chuckled as I slid a hand to the front of her tights and stroked between her legs, which instantly made her spread her legs.

"Bedroom or sofa?" I grunted. "Bedroom." She sighed as I roughly pressed her tights and knickers into her pussy with my fingers.

She now had her dress and bra off when we went through the bedroom door and was about to pull her tights down but I stopped her.

"No .... don't." I grinned "Leave them on."

She looked confused until I pushed her down on the bed and began kissing her feet and rubbing my face up and down her nylon covered legs; roughly squeezing her tits at the same time. Eventually I moved up to the bullseye, which felt red hot as I kissed and licked it through two layers of cheap nylon, which made her shuffle and wiggle. A minute or two later I sensuously pulled her tights and knickers down to her knees; admiring the view of her glistening slit in the middle of a black pubic forest as I did so.

Kelly looked nervously apprehensive at this stage; "I've you know .... never ..... you know I'm married ..... just .... you know ..... this is my first time, with another man ..... I'm not a slag .... you know that, don't you."

I winked and blew a kiss as I desperately tried not to laugh or snigger, as in my drunken state she looked like a 3D relief map of Africa; with two mountains at the top then her birth stretch marks looked like rivers running down into a forest of pubes!!

Presumably unused to extra-marital sex Judy kept her eyes closed as I lifted her legs up by the knees then pushed them back towards her magnificent big floppy tits; burying my face in her sopping fanny.

"Ooooohhhh ....aaaaggghh ....... oh Hell .....yes, yes.... YES!" She grunted as I chewed on her clit; "Bloody hell man ..... that's amazing!" Judy squealed, hitting operatic notes; then "shit ... shit ... shit!" When I fingered her at the same time, probing right up to the hilt.

I then wiggled them around and she soon began shaking and quivering while pulling my hair; "Oooohhh... Oooohhh....... yes, yes ...... Oh My GOD..... Aaaaaahhhh!" Then a whoosh of piss or something squirted out and covered my face as she had a powerful and nearly uncontrollable orgasm.

Whatever it was that came out tasted like nectar so I kept licking her labia and engorged clit; but she was now too sensitive for me to do it for too long.

I rolled onto my side then slowly pulled her tights and knickers all the way off while she caught her breath.

"Jesus " she sighed as she kicked them off her feet, "that was bloody amazing."

"You've not done that before?" I asked as I stood up and pulled my y-fronts off; and tugging my dangler back into shape.

"Oh my God no!" she gasped and shook her head, "nothing .... nothing like that .....ever .... but ..... phew ..... more of that please."

My balls were aching so, with no resistance I pulled her legs apart and guided my cock into her red hot slit, then pushed all my weight down on her making her gasp and grunt as it filled her hot and sticky married fanny; then with her her legs automatically wrapped around my waist and my arms under her armpits and my hands on her shoulders I banged away for all I was worth, making her hit those high operatic notes again with every squeal and squeak!

For a married woman with two kids; she was a lot tighter down there than I expected; but with hindsight I presumed she wasn't getting any at home; hence her straying outside the confines of wedlock. Her massive jugs were wobbling like jellies as Kelly was soon in a whole other postcode screaming and shaking her head with every thrust; but unknown to her it wasn't her face I saw when I looked down at her .... it was Diane's.

"Turn over," I urged her as I tapped her thigh; "get on your hands and knees."

"Eh?" She looked puzzled and a little bit confused, as I pulled my cock out. "What?" "Get on your hands and knees ..... I want to fuck you doggy style."

With her tits dangling nicely, but still looking confused at my request she complied; automatically spreading her knees a good distance apart without thinking why.

It only took a couple of seconds of rubbing my crown along her sticky slit for it to find the hole; and with one hard thrust from me she squealed like a stuck pig!

"Jesus, Mary Joseph and the wee donkey!" She cried out as I battered her cunt with three or four really hard strokes. "God almighty Kev ..... your cock feels massive this way."

Flattered I pushed my cock in balls deep which made her throw her head back and gulp in air. After a minute or so of frantic fucking I was running out of breath, so naturally slowed down, and casually looked across the room at the dressing table mirror ....... WOW! She really did looked amazing as her jugs dangled and swung from side to side as I gave her another couple of thrusts, watching each long stroke in the mirror like my very own porno.

It didn't take long for my balls to twitch and with well practised ease I slid it out, slapped her arse telling her to get on her back; which she did; then raised myself onto one knee and with three strong tugs fired off a salvo of spunk that landed onto her tits, which surprised her, and then I drained the last drops onto her bush.

"Jesus wept Kev ..... you're a dirty sod." She giggled as she ran her middle finger from her left hand through my spunk, and accidentally getting some on her wedding ring. "There's bloody loads as well."

"Doesn't Jeff cum on your tits?" I teased, making her playfully scowl then chuckle. "Nope ...... he wouldn't dare."

"So you'll come back again?" "Too bloody right I will ...... what you did .... you know ..... before .... down there ...... WOW .... I want some more of that!"

She cleaned herself up and I walked her to the taxi rank; stopping to give her a quick fingering in a doorway opposite a taxi rank where the stragglers from the Ranch were still milling around, so she wasn't out of place and still would be home before 12.

Not working on the Saturday I went to the match and then on the night I went to a club on the other side of town to see a band; so missed Diane if she'd been looking for me at the Ranch. I didn't 'pull' so it was back home for a naughty wank watching a new video my mate had brought back from Holland.

In the bus queue on Monday morning Diane appeared nervously apologising, as she told me that they'd got taxi's to a nightclub in the city centre on the Friday night and on Saturday had gone out for a pizza for a friend's birthday. I sort of shrugged my shoulders, but told her I'd hoped she'd have stayed around on Friday.

"Why's that?" She asked with her head cheekily tipped to one side. "You know." I grinned .... "Another dance or something?" The young woman smirked, just as the bus arrived.

We sat together and just as it was pulling out of the stop she asked what was in the plastic bag I had, although it was pretty obvious it was a couple of VHS tapes that I was renting to one of the women in the shop.

I explained what they were and my side line business which intrigued her and she was impressed with the titles I owned; even asking to borrow one for her Dad. The rest of the journey and again that evening was quite flirtatious, but nothing more than that, just lots of laughs and giggles, especially when I tried to twang her suspender through her skirt.

I had the film with me the next morning plus another two for a guy at work; as I took her video out of the bag she nosily asked what the two films were.

I more or less blushed and told her that 'they weren't the type of film a lady like her would appreciate.'

She looked puzzled; then when the penny dropped; slightly aghast whispered, "Porno?"

"yep," I nervously replied.

"Porno? Really?"

I couldn't tell if she was shocked or what; but she certainly didn't appear upset at the thought.

"What're they ....... about?" She whispered conspiratorially.

"Do you really want to know?"

She nervously nodded and smiled thinly.

"One is French; an old rich guy in a wheelchair who likes watching his servants have sex; but he doesn't know two of them are shagging his wife and daughters behind his back." I whispered, stopping to see what her reaction was. There wasn't one really, so I leaned in closer and went into intimate detail about some of the sex on show; concentrating on words like 'sucking cock,' 'fucking', 'spunk', 'huge cocks', wanking, 'fingering' and the like; which soon had her visibly squirming in her seat and her chest was heaving up and down as her face looked quite flushed too.

You have to remember that language like this was common among men; but very rarely used in front of a woman in the early 80's; unlike today.

After ten minutes or so I rested my hand on her knee and gently squeezed it; which made her smile as she intently stared out of the window listening to my increasingly dirty story.

As I continued whispering in her ear, my hand slid up her thigh until I found a thigh high lump under her skirt.

"Wow .....you wear stockings and suspenders ...... even for work.?"

Diane nodded.

"I know a few who wear hold ups on a weekend, but even then no one wears proper stockings and suspenders." She turned her head and smiled a broad smile then shrugged. "I do ...... have done ever since I left school."

"These films," she huskily whispered, "Do you .... you know .... see .... see everything?"

"Of course" I chuckled, "that's why it's porn ...... hard-ons, fanny's; cocks, cum shots...... the lot ...... all in glorious Technicolour!"

"Oh my God." She sighed and put her hand to her mouth, as she squirmed even more, which wasn't being helped by my stroking her leg and flicking at the suspender; presumably trying to scratch an itch between her legs; but couldn't do it in public.

When we arrived in the city centre Diane was unusually quiet on our walk to the shops; "Are you okay?" I asked.

She nodded and thinly smiled.

"If ever you want to borrow one; just ask ..... no charge." I winked.

She raised her eyebrows and pouted; "I doubt my Mam would be happy if I made her miss Coronation Street for something like that."

We were now at the shop.

"You could come around mine and watch one with me if you want."

She seemed to be thinking for a few seconds; "Really? You wouldn't mind?"

"It would be my pleasure." I winked again which made her blush, and broadly smile.

Diane was already waiting for me as I left the shop again at about 5pm.

"Looking for business? " I teased as she stood in a shop doorway. She pursed her lips and playfully punched me in the arm.

We idly chatted about our workdays until we got to bus station.

"This morning?" I asked, "you enjoyed that; didn't you? Turned you on a bit?"

Diane shyly looked away and said nothing.

"It did, didn't it?" I whispered ..... "I bet you played with yourself as soon as you got into work."

She cocked her head in my direction, then shrugged her shoulders.

"You did! I bet you fingered yourself didn't you?" I teased.

Nervously looking around Diane cheekily smiled and nodded her head.

"You little minx!" I whispered and stroked her arse as we boarded the bus.

As soon as we sat down I started again; telling her about some other naughty films I had; girls playing with sex toys and when I started talking about three black guys gang-banging a girl I thought she was going to spontaneously orgasm!

When we got off the bus she seemed to be in a daze; so I cheekily suggested she called in for a coffee and to watch a film with me.

Diane looked at her watch, then thought for a few seconds; "Okay." She naughtily replied.

GAME ON!!

Once inside The House of Fun she suddenly looked a bit nervous; saying her Mother would be expecting her home and would have a meal prepared.

Not wanting to let her off the hook I suggested she phone her Mam and say she'd popped into a friend's house and would be home later; so she should keep her meal hot in the oven.

Diane made the call and when she'd finished looked towards me quite coquettishly, with her little finger touching the corner of her mouth.

"Do you want a drink?" I asked with a dry throat.

"Tea? Coffee?" I thought again; "beer? Lager? I might even have some vodka ..... vodka and coke?"

"Are you trying to get me drunk?" Diane giggled with twinkling eyes.

She knew I was going to fuck her and I knew I was going to fuck her; but just like when my Dad taught me to fish .... I knew I had to take my time and be patient; let her dangle a little; and the results should be well worth the hard work.

"Do I need to?"

She responded with another naughty and coquettish smile. "A little vodka and coke please."

Before going into the kitchen I found the French film I'd told her about and slid it into the machine.

"Are you sure about this?" She nodded and giggled. "I guess."

"Okay then "

I pressed play and went into the kitchen to fetch the drinks. Five minutes or so later I returned to find her on the sitting on my sofa having kicked her high heels off and with her legs tucked underneath her frame; and a look of wonderment on her face, as a naked man was already getting sucked off by a half dressed woman on the TV. I handed her the drink and sat beside her, sipping from a can of lager.

After another ten minutes or so she'd already seen three blow jobs and the wife of the house getting royally fucked by the chauffeur; just like on the bus Diane was already squirming in her seat, which made her look uncomfortable and her eyes were nearly as wide as her mouth was hanging open.

"Here; I tell you what," I said as casually as possible; "put your feet up here and I'll rub then for you."

Without taking her eyes off the TV she uncoupled her legs and stretched them full length until her nylon covered 'tiny twinkle toes' were resting on my thighs.

As I'd done 100 times before I began by gently squeezing her toes and heels, then gradually became firmer with each caress, making Diane purr, but not take her eyes off the TV.

Still not taking her eyes off the screen I took the opportunity to run my hand up her stocking clad calf; then the other one,which gave me a thrill as Diane never blinked; even taking gulps of her vodka without looking in my direction.

As I tentatively stroked the outside of her calf's Diane finally looked at me with glazed eyes and a sexy smile.

"Spread your legs." I mouthed; and she slowly complied, exposing her milky white thighs and a lovely pair of white silk French Knickers.

I winked my approval and as she turned to watch one of the daughters getting it doggy style, my hands now softly caressed her thighs as I kissed her lower legs.

I casually flicked her knee length skirt up to her waist, which made her take her eyes off the TV and back to me ...... then smiled, before turning to the TV again.

She had no idea what stroking and caressing her fine denier stockings was doing to me ...... this alone was a fantasy come true. I'd seen stockings like these on glamour models in magazines, but not in real life. I couldn't believe my luck that not just did Diane actually wear sexy fine stockings for work (normally women have day to day underwear and 'going out' lingerie ..... and they are completely different) but was letting me live out my fantasy stroking and kissing them without realising it!

By the time I got to kissing her soft, milky white thighs her legs were shoulder length apart and I could smell the sweet musk from her fanny; and I swear there was a damp spot in the centre of her French Knickers.

Just as I tugged the wide leg of her knickers and got a first glimpse of her wispy pubes and extended curly labia, the film ended and Diane snapped out of her daze.

"Oh!" She gasped, "Em ..... I need a wee ..... Em." Then untangled my head and arms from her legs and jumped off the coach. "I need a wee." She confirmed.

"Okay." I agreed a little bit disappointedly, "But you'd better not play with yourself in there."

Diane looked surprised, then gave a thin smile while she blushed.

"I'll do that for you when you come back." I grinned and winked.

The sexy young woman dipped her chin onto her chest and blushed crimson.

"Another drink?" She nodded as she slipped on her high heels to make the 10 yard walk to the bathroom; but ..... and she knew exactly what she doing, wiggled her way across the living room.

She took a bit longer than I expected, so I was back on the sofa with my can of beer when she sexily wiggled her way back.

"You better haven't played with yourself." I told her with a low voice.

She stopped and shook her head, then looked at the TV where a new film with a guy was interviewing a girl in an office.

"Good girl...... now take your clothes off." Being so brusque was a bit of a risk; but I guessed Diane was what we now call, a bit submissive.

"What?" She looked quizzical; "like a striptease.?"

"That's right." I confirmed, " just like a striptease.

She grinned then giggled, before staring at the TV where the blonde was already naked and sucking the guy off.

Diane closed her eyes and began slowly dancing, which made her pointy tits jiggle underneath her thin wool sweater; this was followed by a faster spin which made her swishy pleated skirt rise, and show a glimpse of stocking top.

Still with her eyes closed Diane hesitantly began pulling her sweater up, then slowly lifted it up past her bra while shaking her hips. I'd never seen a bra like it; as the cups were conical and made her tits look like triangles.

Once that was off she clumsily unzipped her skirt and let it drop to the floor. She opened her eyes and looked shocked as I now had my cock in hand and was having a lovely slow wank.

Unfazed she unhooked her bra, and held the cups in her hands for a few seconds before taking it off and waving it around her head as her fantastic tits wobbled. I'd never seen the like before; far from being the biggest or smallest I'd ever seen; they were still hardly touched by human hand; and her rosebud nipples still pointed to the sky and there was next to no sense of sagging ..... they were almost perfect.

"My knickers as well?" She asked mid dance.

"Yep." I told her as I took a swig of beer and waved my stiff cock at her.

With a coy smile and a shrug of her shoulders Diane slid her knickers down her legs and when they were off, she stood slightly legs apart and raised her arms in the air in a star shape ..... "Ta da!" She giggled, then turned 180 degrees to show off her sexy arse, which she shook for me.

Taking advantage of the situation, I firmly told her, "Touch your toes."

She did as told, flexing her arse and giving me an unobstructed view of her swollen pussy which was virtually dripping juice on my carpet.

"Stroke it."

Still bent over, Diane complied, running first one finger along her crack, then without me asking two fingers ..... which easily slid into her honey pot making her gasp.

"Come here."

She straightened up then sexily wiggled towards me.

"Show me the sticky fingers." She pointed the two that had been knuckle deep in her pussy, I took them and licked them clean, which surprised her and made her gasp.

With Diane now completely obedient I had many choices to make; even if she did keep glancing at the TV.

"Sit on my face."

"What?" She asked bemused.

"Sit on my face; I want to lick your cunt."

She still looked confused as I kicked my trousers off then lay down on my sheepskin rug, holding my arms up to guide her towards my face.

I was afraid I'd spontaneously cum as she lowered herself onto my face; looking down towards my aching cock.

Her cunt was hot, sticky and sweet as Tupelo Honey when she squatted above me as I buried my face and began licking from North to South and back again, making her squeal and grunt depending which hole my tongue was flicking over.

I tried to hold her in place, but her legs must have been aching because she soon manoeuvred onto her knees and without any urging, lay flat on top until her face was level with my straining cock.

After a few nervous and tentative kisses on the tip, Diane began copying what the porn stars she'd been enamoured with; sucking and licking my cock like a dirty slut; while I continued my administrations at the other end; alternating between fingering her and stroking her nylons.

Thankfully for me; when I'm in a 69 concentrating on licking her took my mind off the awesome blowjob she was giving me ...... and trust me; for what turned out to be her first time ...... she was a fucking natural; even cupping my balls as she forced as much into her mouth as humanly possible !

The minx did stop a few times; to stare at the TV where a second man had entered the office and the young woman was getting spit-roasted ...... and eventually DP'd.

It was at that stage that I was concentrating on her throbbing clit, with two fingers up her snatch that I 'accidentally' stroked her puckered arsehole with my thumb; and with a slight push ..... in it went which made her give out a guttural groan ....... then she began rubbing her fanny against my face as my tongue and fingers went into an awkward overdrive ...... seconds later she was shaking with an orgasm that made her squeak repeatedly like a demented mouse.

Diane lay on top of me exhausted and panting for fresh breath; while still stroking my bone hard cock.

"Wow." She sighed as she rolled off me, "that was amazing ..... thank you."

"My pleasure m'dear." I teased; "but what about me?"

"Oh." Diane gulped, looking down at my throbbing dick; "what do you want me to do?"

"What do you want to do?"

With her hand wrapped around the shaft, she giggled, then kissed my knob before sucking it again for a minute or so .... not too much though to make me cum.

"Do you ..... you know ..... want to .... you know," she whispered while sensually wanking my cock, "want to ...... fuck me?"

"Sure do.!" I thought for a minute; "are you on the pill?" Diane nodded in the affirmative. While I loved going bareback with married women .... as any accidents could be passed off as being their husbands; someone like Diane was a whole different prospect.

As Diane trained her eyes on the TV again; "Good." I replied as I clambered up onto the sofa; then waggling my cock, told her ..... "hop on the cock express then!"

"What do you mean?"

At times I couldn't tell if she was naïve and innocent; or just a bit thick ..... probably all three.

"Come up here and sit on it."

She pulled a strange face but obviously now as horny for a fuck as I was; did as I suggested; straddling my thighs and rock hard cock.

"Down a bit," I whispered, then slid my knob along her slimy slit; " ok ..... slowly drop down."

"Oh my God!" she sighed out loud as the first few inches slid in; then "oooohhhhh ...... yes!!" As I quickly bottomed out with her weight.

"Now slowly move up and down on it."

Bloody hell; even though she was nice and juicy; her cunt seemed very tight; which had me thinking she may actually have actually been 'Virgo intacta', but it didn't take long to get a good rhythm going and she was soon fucking me like her life depended on it; while I held onto her by her armpits and sucked on her rubbery tits while occasionally caressing her gorgeous arse and her nylons of course.

In this position with her doing all the work I guessed I could last another few minutes before blast off.

I was right ...... and it was the best few minutes I'd had fucking a female in months! But eventually my balls began to tighten; and it was my turn ..... so with my hands gripping her hips I began thrusting up and down.

"Do me! Do me! Do me" she squealed like a mantra; "Do me hard!!" while throwing her head back and forth like a pedigree filly on heat.

It felt like an age .... but was probably only a minute when it came up from my toes as I blasted jet after jet of hot spunk deep up her young cunt; leaving her with an astounded look on her cute face; and me panting for breath in the afterglow.

Without any words passing between us, she cupped my head in her hands and kissed me .... a long lingering tongue twister of a kiss, that actually made my cock twitch inside her. We uncoupled and lay kissing and sensitively touching each other for a few minutes until Diane moved and felt my cum run out of her quim.

"My God!" She gasped as she scooped it on her fingers ..... "that's never happened before." She said to no-one in particular ..... "bloody hell ...." then lifted her fingers to show me.

"Lick it off." I whispered; more hopefully than anything else. Diane looked at the spunk dripping off her fingers, then me as if to check I was serious, I nodded "go on .... lick it off."

She gave a cheeky giggle then did as I urged; licking my spunk off her fingers, then putting them in her mouth; never taking her eyes off mine.

"Does that taste nice?" I asked nervously, but firmly.

She nodded and grinned, placing her fingers between her legs again and scooping some more out and repeating her action.

My cock was suddenly rock hard again!

"Mmmmmmm" she purred then bent forward to suck my cock again ..... cupping and squeezing my balls as she took three or four inches in her mouth at a time.

After cumming only a few minutes previously I knew I was good for another half hour at least; so let her gobble my cock like a cheap whore.

She even managed to surprise me by sliding her hand between her legs and begin frigging herself while she sucked me ...... after a couple of minutes I felt her stiffen as her fingers became a blur ..... and spitting out my cock she began gasping for air as she had a second; more intense orgasm; then flopped; smiling onto her back.

"Do you want another fuck?" I asked between kissing her rubbery nipples.

"Oh God yes!" She panted while stroking her gorgeous tits.

I rolled over and placed myself between her legs, probing the outside of her hot cunt; before my cock-radar found the hole ..... and in it went. Over the next five or six minutes I fucked her with her nylon clad legs wrapped around my waist; then with them pushed back over my shoulders ...... which she seemed to love; as my cock went in so deep; screaming "more .... more .... more .... yes .... yes!" on ever deep plunge; then I made her get on her hands and knees.

I haven't even got the words to explain how sexy she looked, arse in the air, tits swinging and her sexy voice gasping "Do me .... do me ..... do me!" While I battered her cunt like a man possessed.

I eventually had to slow the pace; which was extra nice when I groaned; "Squeeze my balls!" ; and she immediately complied, cupping and squeezing my sack as I fucked her with short sharp jabs.

In this position her sexy arse was begging to be spanked; so I gave it a couple of medium hard slaps; which made her goo "Oooh!" in a high pitched manner, making her take her eyes away from the TV and then look over her shoulder and smiled. My spanking got a little bit harder and it only made her thrust back onto my cock; while still panting "ooh!"

My cock was now so hard it was actually hurting; but I didn't want to stop; as a new hole took my eye.

With her arse cheeks glowing red; I ran a finger down her crack and stroked her shitter; which made Diane purr like a cat ...... so scooping some fanny juice off my cock, I coated the hole with it; then slowly pushed my middle finger in without any resistance.

"Bloody Hell!" She grunted; "Oh my God..... that's amazing!"

So I began fingering her arse as I picked up the pace in her cunt ...... with her wiggling her hips and groaning with dirty pleasure; then she dropped onto one shoulder and with her free hand alternated cupping my balls with flicking her clit.

Maybe two minutes later I couldn't hold back; and with my finger up to the hilt in her arse I pounded her cunt again ...... and for the first time ever; I came at exactly the same time as my young lover .... shooting a second load into her pussy as she let out a high pitched squeal of delight.

We uncoupled and lay together on the rug panting for breath. Satisfied, Diane curled up next to me in the foetal position, stroking my chest and kissing my neck.

"I've never done anything like that before." She whispered.

The thought of her being Virgo Intacta came back into my head; "You weren't a virgin? Where you?"

"No .... not really .... no." She kissed my neck again; "I've had sex before ..... I had a boyfriend last year .... and the first time was ... with two boys; but it wasn't ..... good ..... you know ..... very quick ..... probably over with before it started; every time. " She then made a fist and shook it to simulate wanking; "and I've you know ..... wanked a couple too."

"Two boys?" I enquired ..... not sure if she meant two at the same time.

"Yes, we were camping last year and my parents got friendly with another family; who had two sons about my age.. and .... and ..... it started with them .. in the woods next to the lake ........ them touching ..... well; playing .... with my tits ..... then Ritchie pulled his shorts down and started playing with himself ..... which was quite exciting." She giggled and looked up at me; and I smiled back. "It didn't take him long to finish ..... but the other one couldn't get his up ..... so Ritchie told me to do it for him."

Diane took a long breath, then continued, "I was shaking when I touched it ..... but Ritchie told me what to do ...... guiding me? And it got very hard very quickly ..... I pretended not to ..... but I loved it ...... he had a big hood .... like yours; and both of them played with my tits while I did it, which turned me on. Ritchie even tried to push his hand down my bikini pants ..... but his brother came all over my tits ... which sort of surprised and frightened me. So I stopped."

Diane then began kissing me and tugging on my soft cock, so I began stroking her tits and teasing her nipples. With another glint in her eye she continued, "After tea, they kept whispering about me wanking Dean; then sort of pressured me into doing it to Ritchie too ...... so we went for a walk to the lake and he couldn't get his shorts off quick enough and was already hard! In fairness I couldn't wait to do it ... and it felt different to his brothers; probably because it was harder ....... and they Dean pulled my t-shirt off so they could play with my tits again, while I ...... wanked Ritchie. His .... stuff .... came out slower? And was a bit lumpier? But I didn't mind ...... I'd heard about stuff like that at school ..... but .... that was my first time. The next day was going to be our last and the boys were dead horny .... and I guess I was too ..... and we went to the lake quite early; so I could ..... wank them off ....... this time Ritchie pulled my bikini bottoms down while I was doing him ..... and pushed a finger in...... it was good .... but as soon as he came he stopped. Then I did the same to Dean and Ritchie made him .... finger me ."

My cock was stiff again and she proceeded to give me a lovely sensitive wank; as Diane continued, "I'd never even done that myself before then .... and I loved it ..... but as soon as he started jabbing it in he .... came .... on my tits again .... which really excited me. I wanted to rub myself off .... and would have done if they'd asked me .... but they didn't."

Diane bobbed down and sucked my cock for a minute or so; "I wish I'd known about that ..... with them." She saucily chuckled; "I wanked them off again in the afternoon ...... then after tea I went into their tent and ..... well ..... let's say I was willing .... I really was .... but ..... I think they were virgins too." She stopped and thought some more, "it was all over too quickly ..... they were both ready with .... you know .... hard ons; but still wanted me to play with their cocks, and I did .... both at the same time" Diane looked at me and grinned, " then I stripped off and lay on my back ..... Ritchie went first ..... and couldn't get it in (giggle) but when he did he went off like a bloody train! I loved it! But ..... seconds later he pulled it out and wanked onto my belly ...... I was so disappointed, then he told his brother it was his turn ..... and he didn't even last as long as his brother before he came.... and he just got it out in time."

Diane went back downstairs and vociferously sucked my dick until happy it was hard again, got back on top and rode me cowgirl stylee for nearly five minutes or more without either of us uttering a word, eventually rolling forward, when we kissed and she rubbed her clit against my groin while fucking me like a crazy woman ...... screaming like a banshee when she came; which was seconds before mine.

Diane came back after work the next three nights and repeated her escapades ....... watching nearly every porn film I had before and during the wildest sex I'd ever had.

On the Friday night she went out with her sister and their friends to the city centre; leaving me to hunt down my new favourite MILF in the club; Kelly.

I saw her quite early on and clicked she was probably 'ready for action' as she was wearing a shorter skirt than usual and a scoop neck top; exposing quite a lot of cleavage.

It didn't take long to get her up for a dance, a fast one which made her jugs bounce and shimmy, then again 4 pints later at about 9pm.

As we danced, I whispered, "Coming back to mine?"

"I bloody hope so." She cackled.

Fifteen minutes later, she was back in my bedroom wearing only her tights and a g-string.

We were both in Sexual Heaven as I licked and kissed her nylon covered legs and pussy. She got a bit confused when I turned on my side, as I pulled her tights down to her knees to begin licking her - poking her face with my cock.

"Suck it." I gasped.

"What?"

"Suck my cock .... don't fucking argue .... just suck the fucker." She tentatively kissed it, then she soon got into the swing of things as I sucked and licked her pussy, even jamming two fingers up it, twisting them around and jabbing them in as deep as possible.

It turned out Kelly never even thought that a woman would do such a dirty thing .... but had sucked it like a whore any ways and absolutely loved it too..... getting soaking wet between her legs as she did; and cumming twice on my face; once with a finger in her arse up to the knuckle.

We fucked like crazy for another 10 minutes or so, until I eventually spunked all over her lovely jugs; which she ran her fingers in again ...... until I told her to lick it off (just like Diane had done) . She wasn't sure, but with a bit of coaxing delicately licked a few drops off her fingers for me.

Satisfied, she looked at her watch and gasped, "shite!" Then began grabbing her clothes from the floor; and with no time to wash her tits had to get dressed with my sticky cum still on them.

I quickly walked her to the taxi rank and with barely a kiss good night, she was gone, back to the arms of her husband.

...... TBC when these characters get together.