Kitchen Loving

Kitchen loving,

They had been newlyweds for about a month. It had been more than a week since they had sex as she was on her period. He didn't like to have sex with a menstruating woman. He felt it was her time and had also read once that its basically just best for men to completely disappear during that time of the month. As newly weds, their routine was to have sex every day. They both really enjoyed being physical with one another and their bodies seemed made for sex. She was about 5,5" long beautiful strawberry blonde hair, a voluptuous knockout. Shane was about 6*1" HUGE broad shoulder, tapered waist, ridiculous buttocks and big thighs. Their genitalia were also perfect.

They were the type of couple that when people looked at them together they instinctively imagined what they looked like having sex together. They just exuded sexual energy and they knew it. It was one of the things that made their sex life so erotic. Plus they were both free spirits and anything went. Especially with Tatianna. Shane loved that about Tatianna. She was not your typical squeamish woman. When it came to sex anything went. And shane new ANYTHING. In fact she made him a little nervous because he drew the line at spanking and golden showers, but he knew she would easily comply if he requested it. She was just that sexual, wild and tough as a woman.

He was a Beechcraft G-5 Aircraft technician and they lived outside of Tampa Bay in a nice Rambler on ¼ acre lot. He made enough money to allow Tatiana to stay at home and tend house. Even though they were young, they were both very old fashioned, old soul people. In fact some people didn't like them because of their conservative old fashioned preferences. They planned on having lots of kids and raising a family in the suburbs. Tatiana was a perfectionist as a homemaker and absolutely loved it. Shane loved his job and it was a perfect setting for the couple. Her day was pretty much getting up with Shane. Making his breakfast. Eggs, bacon, toast, fruit and coffee. She loved loved loved being in the kitchen.

Ever since she was a young girl. It was the center of her life. The cooking, baking, dishes, glasses, sudsy warm water in the sink, grocery, refrigerator, eating and socializing. Shane often made fun of her, often saying, "she would want to conceive and give birth to her children in the damn kitchen". She didn't refute his claim. In fact she coyishly smiled at him with a gleam her eye when he broached the subject. She kept it immaculate. The floor, cabinets, stock, spice rack, freezer. Everything was perfect and in order. They were both excellent cooks and often discussed finding a way to incorporate food, cooking and sex into their marital repertoire.

After a week Shanes balls were loaded and he felt it. The aching cramp in his lower abdomen that women know nothing about. "that bitch", he teasingly thought to himself. Tatianna unfortunately was not the kind of women to service him when she was bleeding. She didn't even like to think or talk about sex when she was in that condition so, like most men the absolute favorite part of his month was the week AFTER she stopped. She was like a fucking sex machine. Hot and horny. And it was only five days away on a Friday and he started planning for that Friday night. His theme was going to be "Sex in the Kitchen".

Shane had purposefully left Tatianna sexually hanging the entire week. Making all kinds of excuses. Drinking heavily, Headache, fight with the boss, anything he could use to not have sex with Tatianna. He had never experienced her get so sexually jacked up before. By the end of the week she was like a walking, frustrated dripping pussy. When she came to bed on Thursday he had already prepared for what he thought might happened. He was totally drugged up and there was NO WAY he could have sex with her even if he wanted to. When they got in bed she was literally shaking and hit the roof when she discovered he wasn't going to be able to perform at all. She frantically tried to suck his cock doing her sensuous best to no avail. Out of total sexual frustration she lost it with him. "You fucking pussy boy. Wow what a cunt" I should go find a real man to service me. In fact I think I will right now your fucker". Tatianna quickly got dressed in her black fuck me dress and spike heels and slammed the door behind her. Shane loved it. Most guys would get all upset and chase her. But not Shane. The two of them had one of the most unique romantic relationships on the planet. He knew she was not going to do ANYTHING. He knew it was part of her personality to go all in with the drama. He loved her all the more for her wild untamed passion with him. She knew that as a man Shane was as secure as they come. Not an insecure bone in his body. She knew he could get any bitch he wanted at anytime. But she also knew he loved her and her antics.

Shane just smiled with satisfaction as two hours later the door opened and Tatianna came back into the room. Took her clothes off and got back in bed. Without saying a word. She rolled onto her side away from Shane. "Fucker". She said. Shane just smiled as his heart melted for her as it always did. He closed his eyes and went over the wickedly evil plans he had for Tatiana the next day. It was going to take place in the kitchen. He was going to rock her Kitchen loving world AND "get that bitch pregnant" he thought. He knew he was loaded enough to produce quintuplets and chuckled at the thought. "Honey dipper"!!! shit" he forgot to get one. "Tomorrow"..

Shane drove up in his Jag x series around Six. When he walked in Tatianna was standing at the sink washing dishes in a beautiful cotton green retro sweetheart neck. cap sleeve, floral print flare dress. They were both lovers of the fifties, music, dress and movies. He knew she knew how he felt about her wearing it. It was so fucking feminine looking, it drove him wild to see her in it. She had been making chocolate chip cookies that were laid out on wax paper on the counter. "Hey honey I got some groceries could you be a gude gurl and go get them out of the jag. Just leave them on the counter please". Tatianna turned and look at Shane with an evil look. He knew all she was thinking about was sex, so from past experience she would not make a scene and would do as he asked. Sure enough Tat dried her hands. And with a bitchy look and attitude. "Sure, fuck boy, No problem". Shane just smiled at her.

Shane new for a fact that she knew something was up as he NEVER got the groceries. That was another thing she always did to perfection. He went and changed into just an apron he purchased that said, "Kiss the Chef" and a pair of black boxer briefs. He new that by now she would do absolutely anything to have sex with him and was going to take total advantage of it. He loved to give her orders and have her gladly follow them. She walked in and sat the two grocery bags on the counter. "Thanks baby, youre a doll, come give your boo boo a big juicy kiss with those perfect lips" Tatianna complied not saying a word. Her thoughts were to just let it unfold. Whatever her bitch boy had in mind for them was fine by her as she had been the victim of his sexscapades in the past and liked them.

In Shanes mind what he was going to do was a no brainer. He knew she was dripping wet horny and couldn't think about anything else. He knew she LOVED the kitchen and had shared fantasies about it. He just didn't know how to accomplish the specific fantasy she wanted so much like his personality he decided to go all out, hoping to nail it with her. One thing was certain in Shanes world. HE LOVED TAT. A crazy love. The two of them were inseparable in body, mind and soul. Same sense of humor, same taste in men and women, movies, books, music, and especially the love of food. It was ridiculous. He instinctively knew the lines NOT to cross with her and there weren't many.

Shane put on Frank Sinatra. One of her favorites, as she loved mood music. He told Tatianna to sit on the edge of the kitchen table and wait to follow his instructions. "Yes Sir", she said. That was something he also loved about her. How quickly she could fall into role playing with him at the blink of an eye. He put lighted candles all around the kitchen and a couple sticks of incense. "So do you like my apron baby?". "Yes sir, so when can I kiss the chef?" "Soon baby, soon". He grabbed nylon ropes from the bags grabbed a chair cushion threw it on the table. Told her to lean back on the cushion and relax. "Oh yeah baby", she said. He tightly tied Tatiannas wrists and ankles to the table legs. He was a master yachtsman and could tie incredible knots and Tat knew it. "Oh yes you hunk, my pussy is so wet for your hard cock, cum and fuck me and stop all these games". Shane briskly walked to the bags grabbed a banana, chocolate syrup and a can of whipped cream. He peeled the banana, opened the chocolate syrup, walked over to Tat took half of the banana put it in her mouth then lightly poured some chocolate syrup over it and then squirted some whip cream around her lips.

He stepped back with the banana sticking out of her mouth with chocolate sauce now dripping everywhere and whipped cream. Tat just remained motionless as Shane got up on the end of the table and dangled his large scrotum over her eyes and said. "Shall we try your deep throat skills for a bit?" Actually the two of them had been practicing her deep throat skills she really wanted to be able to accommodate Shanes thick cock down her throat without gagging. It was a goal of hers. Shane grabbed the banana. "Open wide honey, just relax and let it slide down". She tried her best for three or four times, each time going deeper and deeper. "Good gurl Tat", he pulled the banana out and showed her how far she had gotten. Her eyes were now watering from trying to deep throat. "God dammit shane just fuck me". The restraints, seeing his cock, just him laying his hand on her panties was driving her crazy.

Tatianna now lay tied up, with her arms and legs spread wide with her cute dress now up above her panties as chocolate ran down her mouth. Shane came over and started kissing and licking it off. They both started passionately kissing as once again Shane just laid his hand on top of Tatiannas panties, driving her crazy. "Ok tat, time to wash your hair with a home recipe I read in a magazine at the store. Its supposed to be really really gude for your hair". He got a jar of mayonnaise out of the bag opened it, grabbed a huge handful and started massaging Tatiannas head and hair. "Oh my fucking Gawd Shane what the fuck are you doing?" Relax bitch, its got eggs and olive oil all good stuff. Shhhhhhhhh and just relax". Tatianna calmed down and enjoyed the feel of shanes big hands massaging her head. Plus she did remember all these foods that supposedly were beautifying secrets. Cucumbers, meat etc. She had already succumbed to the thought, that she could always shower and mop the kitchen so it was no big deal whatever her man had planned for them. She just wanted to fuck him.

Her hair was now a mayonnaise mess, but her head felt great and she actually had the thought of the deep oil treatment she had received. She chuckled to herself. Shane went back to the bag and now pulled out three cucumbers. All different sizes. "I got these room temp doll, so no worries". He laid all three on the table between her legs and grabbed a bottle of honey and olive oil along with a honey dipper. He slowly pulled her panties down just above her knees. He purposefully didn't take them off creating more tension for her. He was all about creating sexual tension. He dipped the honey dipper into the honey and smeared it all around Tats glistening pussy. Tat said nothing. It felt pretty good to her and she was now getting excited since it seemed like pussy play was in order which she had been waiting a week for. Her clit was already throbbing at this point. he showed her the three sized cucumbers. One was the size of a large dill pickle, she laughed. One was about 6 inches and medium thickness. One was HUGE.

After the honey smear for about 2 minutes up and down her slit. She felt the stickiness all over her pussy, thighs and dripping down to her ass. Shane then liberally poured extra virgin olive oil onto Tats pussy. He was actually looking forward to using his tongue to mix the honey and olive oil over her pussy. He actually thought about maybe adding some garlic and fresh basil and bottling it as Tatiannas Pussy dressing. He just chuckled to himself and dove into eating her pussy. Being very loud and purposefully humming and moaning right above her clit. Knowing the vibrations would effect her pussy. He brought her right to the edge, then pinched her nipples to stop her from cumming. "You fucker".

He then started with the small cucumber slowly sliding it in while he flicked her clitoris with his tongue. "How does that one feel baby?".. "Not bad, but too small for me, as you know this woman likes to be filled with meat". He continued to slide the smaller cucumber in and out and slowly brought her right to the edge of an orgasm. He was very adept at knowing exactly when to stop. It drove her crazy. "Shaaaaaane cmon baby FUCK ME YOU FUCKING CUNT". "what did you call me?"... he totally unbuttoned the entire length of her dress and layed it open. He took her bra off exposing her large perky breast. Grabbing ice cubes out of the freezer he put one on her nipple. "NO NO NO NO NO NO...HONEY im soooo sorry baby. No no noooooooo". He ignored her and would rub ice on her nipples and then lightly chew and lick them. "Youre being a bad girl Tat.. settle down, when I am ready to fuck you I will". " OK oK..you know I hate cold".

"Ok, hold on I need to call Mark about work on an upcoming project". "Whaaaat?" she shrieked. "It wont be long doll". Shane called and talked to Mark for 30 minutes delaying her pleasure and building her sexual tension even more. As he was talking to Mark he would walk around Tatianna touching her with his hands. Her lips, nipples, down her stomach and her pussy, down her thighs to her feet which he knew drove her crazy. "Yes Mark that's Tatiana yelling, she is not happy with me, I better go, thanks". "Hey honey, I will be back I need to go check my emails and any texts. Shane disappeared for another 30 minutes as Tat just lay on top of the kitchen table with her dress splayed open, panties down to her knees, mayonnaise in her hair, nipples now frozen with honey and olive oil mixed with saliva and her pussy juice. "OMG" she thought. Shane came back, "OK honey thanks for waiting". Its not like I had any choice dipshit".

Her nipples were now rock hard and bright red as Shane went back to the second middle sized cucumber and began to work on Tatiannas pussy. "Oh shane baby, please make me cum honey, please don't you love me baby, make me cum". He brought her right to the edge once again. Her heart was pounding as she laid tied and helpless on the table at his mercy. He got up on the table by her head and slowly shoved his erect cock down her throat until she gagged. Then took it out and wiped it and his balls over her face. "Yes yes yes...that's what I want, puuuuleeease you fucking stud...fuck your pussy. Own me baby.. cmon SHAAANE.. please baby. I cant take it?" Shane just ignored her as he went back to the largest huge cucumber..open up baby. Tatianna had always been excited by huge phallics but when it came to everyday fucking loved Shanes perfect size.

He held the large cucumber just outside of her pussy lips as he began to bring her to the edge with his nose and tongue. Just as she got to the edge he stopped with her clit and slowly began to insert the large cucumber. SLOWLY it entered her wet now receptive pussy. "OHHHHHHHH< BAAABY!!!" He got it half way in with no complaints from Tat. She felt completely filled and loved it. "Oh gawd shane that feels so fucking gude, lick my clit, im almost there. Shane abruptly removed the cucumber leaving a huge vacuum feeling with Tatianna. Once again he stimulated her clit with his tongue, lips and nose. And once again once he got her right to the edge he inserted the cucumber. This time until she was completely full and only about an inch or two of the 10 inch cucumber remained exposed. "OMG OMG OMG OMG" she panted....Shane Shane shane... make me cum ..Master make me cum...Im your slave..make me cum sir". Shane left the cucumber inside her as he continued to just ever so slightly flick her clit just enough to pleasure but NOT seal the deal.

She was going nuts, filled with cucumber, honeyed and oiled up. Nipples frozen, Chocolate lips and chin, Hair marinated in mayonnaise. He just kept barely flicking her clit. Her stomach and thighs were shaking as Shane let go of the Large cucumber and Tatianna squeezed her pussy trying to start her orgasm. The cucumber shot out and ended up on the floor. They both laughed out loud. Her pussy lips still agape from the cucumber. Ok OK baby... Ive had my fun and as usual you've been the best for sure. She looked at Shane and he was still wearing the apron with his cock now hard and creating a tent. "Nice apron honey", "Thanks doll". He untied her, took her by the hand, licked the chocolate and cream from around her mouth and guided her over to the sink.

"Stand here". He grabbed a new shampoo bottle out of the bag. "let me wash all that cum out of your hair.". It wasn't true, but it sort of turned her on. She put her head under the warm water as Shane began to wash the mayo out of her hair. "Gawd this feels so good honey". She smile at the thought of how shiny her hair would be after her cum shampoo. Shane spread her legs wider and lifted his Apron then easily sliding his hard cock into Tatiannas dripping wet, oiled stretched pussy. "OMG, that feels so good my baby. Fuck your woman hard now. At first he pumped her whilst continuing to wash her hair, as he got closer to cumming he moved one hand to her pulsating clit and the other hand massaged her breasts. He pumped her furiously, both having waited a week. As the warm water continued rins her hair, they both explosively came together. Both their legs were shaking as Shane shut the water off. Now standing up and fully pleasured. Tatianna felt copious amounts of Shanes semen running down her legs. "Well by the feel of things, we may have succeeded in creating our first child. Shane smiled grabbed a Hand towel and began to roughly dry his brides hair. He drapped it over both of them Hugged and kissed her. And said, baby:

"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all." -Harriet van Horne