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Straight Outta Romance 1


written by:
jwdoney

With two jobs, a promotion, a busy life, and too much to do in not enough time to do it, I simply cannot find the time to stop, think, and write. No matter how good a story is, many of them end up open ended and unfinished. Unless you're a writer, I can't explain it. I was happiest when I was writing ALICIA AND THE BIKINI STORE. It was wacky, fun, exciting and sexy. Sure it went off the rails with Aston Martins and Deloreans, Josh slept with EVERYONE, and no one ever got pregnant. It was fun to write, exciting to read, and it gave me something to focus on when life was drowning me. I tried with SUN AND FUN then THE WEDDING, but just creating chaos does not tell a story.

This is a blend of reality and fiction using myself and people I know in settings and scenarios that are 90 percent real but also are 10 percent not. This story exists where Kennedy, Sara and Holly do not, but Jennifer does. The shocking revelation of Holly, Sara and Kennedy that you are about to read is truthful and painful, but necessary. "I" or "Joe" is me and every character is based on someone I actually know and interact with, but to allow the fun to happen, I have to be honest and admit shamefully that Kennedy, Sara and Holly do not exist and never did. Confused? Don't be. Everything will make sense in a hurry. Just relax, read and enjoy. Every name has been changed and descriptions have been altered, because some of my friends and coworkers read my stories. This will be a long, detailed story with some sex in it, not the other way around. I have hundreds of stories written and posted, so if you're looking for a quick release, this is not going to be it.

Any people, places, names, products or events mentioned or inferred are done so without permission or endorsement. This is a work of reality with some fiction mixed in. Most of these events have taken place... most of them!

My name is Joe, I am 48 years old, single, and in decent shape. I could exercise more and eat better, but at 5' 11" with short graying black hair, I do okay. I work full time as a lottery clerk at a local pharmacy, a part time job that turned into full time because of something l did. Continuously! There's plenty of time to explain that, and I will, but the job is how I met the woman who changed everything for me. I've reached the point after my separation and divorce where I am meeting women, dating, even hooking up, but what I really want is to find the right woman and stay with her, keep her, be happy. At the store, I have the fortune to be surrounded by females of all kinds and types, various ages and interests, and some of them are actually single. Now if I was writing this... inside joke... there would already be a supermodel babe throwing herself at me, begging for sex and commitment, and I would be sleeping with her friends, sisters, family and so on.

I can make fun of my writing because I write it, but in real life... until now... I never actually had a situation like I am about to describe. Until now...

I have to start somewhere, and go from there, so let's start with Kelly. Kelly is my boss, and unlike my stories and imagination, there was no lust fuse burning and we were not lovers. I like her, she rebuffs me, let's move on. Kelly is good looking, in great shape, and runs the store. The pharmacists act as managers, supervisors really, but Kelly is in charge of everyone and everything. Kelly is 37, 5' 10", has shoulder length brown hair and is in really good shape. Kelly is easily an "9" except I never bothered rating her because besides being the boss, she's made it clear she will not date or hang out with anyone who works for her. She's not cold, rude or bitchy, Kelly is just the boss and clear about it. I like a challenge and I flirt like it's my job, so Kelly has taken me aside a few times and said "You have got to stop. Besides being sexual harassment, I will not date anyone who works for me, not even you Romeo". The last time she said that to me, I smiled and said "Then I quit". Kelly said "I won't let you, give it a rest and get back to work".

Oddly, three days after that exchange, Kelly offered me a raise and full time. Hmmm...

Meanwhile there is Brandi, a knockout blonde who works the lottery counter with me, is married, and off limits. She's also 27, smoking hot, loves to wear tight leggings and tighter t-shirts, and flirts on my level. So days become weeks, weeks become months, and before I knew it, Summer was here and I had regular customers, made new friends, and had even begun flirting with women. Flirting with a pretty stranger takes more courage than hitting on a coworker you have gotten to know and have worked with. At this point in mid July, four months into my employment, I had hit on Kelly pretty much relentlessly to no avail and gotten a raise and full time for my efforts. Meanwhile, Brandi and I were openly flirting with each other to the point of brushing against one another, hugging a lot, and exchanging plenty of lewd jokes and sexually themed conversations. We texted each other all the time, brought each other food and drinks, and sometimes stayed to talk to the other person at the end of our shift. Maybe I was crazy... or hopeful... but it sure seemed and felt like Brandi would hook up with me if I asked.

She was married in case I didn't mention it.

So, unlike my stories where sex happens, the heat and pressure between Brandi and I was building to the point where we would boldy, openly push boundaries at work as well as with her marriage. Her husband is a nice guy and I should burn in Hell for even considering an affair, but Brandi was hot and always there. A bad combination. As high school as it sounds, soon enough we were touching hands, boldly pressing against each other, and then one afternoon we were both in the stockroom, Brandi glanced both ways, and then we were kissing. Fireworks and lightning kissing. Flat out wrong kissing. And it was HOT! No bullshit, no exageration, Brandi molded her hot body against mine and we kissed furiously. I took a chance and cupped her ass with my hands and it caused Brandi to moan into the kiss. I have no idea how long she was there, but when we parted for oxygen, Brandi gasped and I was startled to see Kelly standing near us with her arms crossed and an angry glare on her face. Brandi eased away from me and muttered "Oh shit" as Kelly said "The only reason I don't fire the both of you is because it's a pain in the ass to interview". I swallowed as Kelly said "Whatever the two of you are doing, you better do it somewhere else from now on. Better yet, don't do it at all! This is your only warning". Brandi gasped and hurried to the front but Kelly said "Hold it" to me.

I stared at the floor until Kelly crowded closer than I expected and asked "You know what really pisses me off?" I swallowed and said "I have a pretty good idea". Kelly said "I doubt it" then she poked my chest and asked "Why would I even for a split second consider dating you when you can't keep it in your pants at work? At work Joe". What? I was still blinking and stunned when Kelly said "She's fucking married... ugh! Get back to work" and walked off to leave me standing there. Brandi was gone but a pink post it was waiting for me that said "Call me" and there were several hearts she had drawn. She had also texted me several times which I found out later when I checked my phone. Kelly came over to the counter a bit later, glared at me, said nothing, and went away. Call me crazy, but she was acting jealous, boss or not.

I sold lottery tickets because that's what they pay me to do, and the rest of the shift kind of flew by. I stood there behind my counter, sold lottery tickets, soda, candy and gum, then cashed up and went home. Brandi and I scorched each other's phones most of the night and now I knew for sure, I could sleep with her if I could live with the adultery. Three days went by, and Brandi and I were breaking all kinds of rules and getting closer to the cliff called adultery as we snuck off to corners, hallways and the stockroom to make out. I knew she was married but she was so hot, sexy and willing that it drove me crazy. I have no idea where Kelly was, and it wasn't until I asked one of the pharmacists that I found out she turned her ankle and was out of work for a few days. The way things were going, Brandi was leading me to a bed somewhere.

None of that mattered as I waited until I had no customers and called Kelly.

She said "Hey, aren't you at work?" I said "Yeah, but you can't fire me for making sure you're alright". Kelly growled "No, but I can sure as shit fire you for ignoring my warning and messing around with a married coworker on company time while on company property". I sighed and asked "How do you even know about that?" Kelly laughed "I didn't. I suspected and you basically confessed". I sighed again and Kelly said "I'll save the ‘she's married' lecture for another time, are you busy when you get off?" I said "No. You know I have nothing to do and no one to do it with". Kelly was quiet and said "I'll make you a deal if you promise... if you swear to keep it a secret". I said "Of course" and Kelly said "I mean it Joe. We could both be fired if anyone found out". I was feeling bold and asked "You're going to make out with me?" Kelly said "I'm hanging up now". I said "Wait. Kelly, I'm sorry" and she said "You should be" then she muttered "Asshole".

I waited and Kelly said "I want you come over and help me with something that's humiliating and embarrassing. Since you hit on me nonstop like it's your job, I'm pretty sure you won't mind helping me with this". I was blinking when Kelly said "I'll fix dinner, or maybe order something, and we can hang out but it's not a date Joe". I was grinning big time but Kelly said with a growl "Stop grinning, it's not a fucking date". I looked up and around, there were a lot of cameras at the store, so who knows, maybe Kelly could see me right then. I said "I'll come over after I cash up" but Kelly said "Don't tell anyone and for God's sake, be smarter with Brandi so I don't have to fire you. Please?" I said "Okay" and Kelly said "See you in a bit, it's not a date" then hung up on me. I texted her "That's rude" and she replied "Deal with it". Maybe an hour later and a complete surprise to me, Kelly texted "I really appreciate you coming over". I sent "I would do anything for you Kelly" but didn't get a reply for a long time, like half an hour or so. When she did reply, Kelly sent "Do you mean that?" I said "Absolutely" and got "Okay. See you then" and then silence.

Maybe an hour later, just before I cashed up, Heather, the closing pharmacist came over and handed me a small folded piece of paper. I asked "What's this?" Heather is maybe 40, 6' tall, very athletic, and has long vibrant red hair. Heather is good looking, and happily married. If I was Josh, I would have already bagged her because she's literally a walking MILF with two kids and a nice body. Since it's me, I smiled and continued counting until she said "I have no idea" then she glanced around and whispered "It's Kelly's address. Text her when you get there. We never had this conversation". Heather walked away and I was staring at her firm ass in her tight jeans when she caught me, spun, came right up to me, and asked "Really?"

I was red faced, sweating and nervous when I muttered "Sorry" but Heather crowded me and asked "Sorry for doing it or sorry I caught you?" I swallowed and said "Both?" Heather crossed her arms, stared into my soul, then said "Remember this moment and this conversation. You owe me one and I will collect". Heather walked away again but I was mesmerized by her firm ass, and again she caught me staring at it. This time she shook her head and said "Make that two, Now you owe me two". I sighed and finished my cash up. When we were locking up, everyone else was gone and Heather pulled her long red hair out of her ponytail, smiled at me, and said "My husband is taking the kids out of town this weekend. Let me know by Friday how you plan to apologize and make sexual harrasment up to me".

BOOM!

I was still standing there when Heather drove off.

Was that a threat or an invitation?

As if Fate was having a laugh at me, Brandi texted "I miss your face" and then texted "Don't forget to call me". I sent Brandi "No one should be as hot as you. I'm sending the Fire Department to your house". In like three seconds, Brandi replied "Push me and see how far I'll go". DAMN! Before reason and logic could take place, I replied "I want you like I've never wanted anyone". Brandi texted me "PROVE IT!!!" Damn. Fuck. Now what. It was great to write about adultery. This was real and about to get very real. My mouth and my hormones had me backed into a corner and while I wanted to turn Brandi inside out and fuck her like I had a receipt, adultery is forever.

I ignored my phone and drove to Kelly's address. It was a nice house in a nice neighborhood and her SUV was parked in the driveway. Before I shut my car off, Kelly texted "Just come in, and lock the door behind you". Okay then. I did and was looking around at how nice her small house was when she hobbled and shuffled down a hallway wearing tight blue workout shorts and a red tank top that hugged her nice body. She definitely did NOT have a bra on. I was smiling and Kelly said "A couple of ground rules. No one can know what is said or what happens here. No one Joe. I mean it". I nodded and Kelly said "Okay, I need to take a shower and literally cannot do it by myself". I have no idea what Kelly said after that. Images of a porn clip where the older woman on crutches gets the son or stepson or whoever to help her in and out of the shower were vivid in my mind. It was and is one of the hottest clips I have ever seen, it literally seems and feels real. I was getting hard and was lost in my thoughts when Kelly poked my chest and asked "Are you okay? What is wrong with you? Did you hear anything I said?" I shook my head and said "No" then pulled Kelly to me and into a clumsy, halfass kiss.

The upside is she let it happen and it turned into a warm, slow kiss. The down side is afterwards she pushed me away from her and said "You're fired". I was still blinking when Kelly said "If you tell anyone anything what happens here tonight, it will never happen again and I will fire you for real. Also, I am not going to sleep with you, so forget that right now". What was happening? I stood there blinking because I was confused... and horny. Kelly hobbled to lean against her counter and asked "Are you mad at me or something?" I laughed "Mad at you? I want you more than I have ever wanted anyone and you know it and keep playing with me". Kelly looked hurt, she seemed to be pouting, so I said "I'm sorry. Do you want me to go?" Kelly shook her head slowly then asked "Will you get in the shower with me?" I blinked several times. I know what I heard, but I exhaled and asked "Will I help you get in the shower?" Kelly sighed and said "Stop. The amount of trust I'm granting you just having you over here is exponential Joe. In order for you to help me, you will have to see me naked, and to avoid you getting soaked, you'll have to be undressed. Do I have to spell it out for you?"

A vivid, condensed flash of the porn clip where the older woman had the younger man helping her with the shower blasted through my brain. My entire body was suddenly charged with energy and I moved closer to Kelly, took a life altering chance, and pulled her into a long, deep kiss. Kelly participated in the kiss, her arms slid around my body to hold me, and it was a warm, passionate kiss. I was rock hard, super horny, and breathless when Kelly eased back and panted "Words screw everything up. Do you understand what that means?" I sort of did so I nodded. Kelly said "Just let it happen, be respectful, and no matter what do not ever let anyone from work know, not even your fuck buddy Brandi". I ignored the jab and asked "Why me?" The dumbest question possible, but Kelly said "Because you have the persistence of ten people. Even as you mess with Brandi, flirt with who knows else, even with all of that, you have consistently complimented me, hit on me, flirted with me, and made sure I knew you liked me". An explosion of reality filled my brain and I said "You gave me full time and a raise so I would stay and be around". Kelly flirted "You could never prove that".

I said "I swear I'll be the best boyfriend ever and..." Kelly pointed then waggled her finger saying "NO! No. You won't because you can't. No matter what we do or don't do, every bit of it has to be private and discreet and no one can ever know". I was thinking deep and hard when Kelly said "You need to stop with Brandi and that's not because I'm jealous. She's married and nothing but trouble". I blinked and asked "You're jealous?" Kelly ignored me and asked "So are you in or out? No labels, no promises, and everything has to be secret. Yes or no?" I stared at Kelly and asked "Is all of this going to be one sided?" Kelly narrowed her eyes at me, inhaled slowly, exhaled the same, then said "Look. You know damn well what's about to happen between us. Unless you continue stalling and asking stupid questions, our entire dynamic is about to change permanently. Does that seem one sided to you? Do you think we would be kissing if I wasn't interested? Do you think you would be at my house?" I sighed "No. Sorry" and Kelly exhaled, blinked, smiled, then said "I forgive you. Now can we take a shower?" I grinned but Kelly rolled her eyes and said "I said you would see me naked. I never said you were getting laid. Keep acting like you already have it and I will make sure you don't". I gasped and Kelly smiled an evil smile, whirled, then started hobbling towards the hallway.

I scooped her up, carried her to where I assume the bedroom was, and she said "My hero". I set her down near the bed, she sat on it, then asked "If we were dating, do you realize the stigma that I favor you would never go away. There would always be the whispers". I laughed "Kelly, it's a small pharmacy, not Microsoft". Kelly narrowed her eyes at me and I was prepared for the worst when she exhaled and said "So you want to openly date and to Hell what people say or think?" My face felt hot and everything inside me told me to shut up, but I said "I would give anything to be with you Kelly". That was when I noticed Kelly had a laptop on her dresser and I felt a chill roll across my body when I recognized the page layout. If anyone knows what EROTIC STORIES dot com pages look like, it's me. Kelly was saying "Just trust me and try things my way first, If we click, then we can see about openly... what are you doing?" I scrolled her mouse and felt a hammer smash my brain while a vise gripped my heart and lungs. Kelly was on ES and had been looking at or reading STEP KIM part 8. FUCK. I turned to face Kelly but her face and reaction said it all.

She knew.

She knew about my writing and my stories.

My heart was pounding, I was still rock hard, my emotions were all over the place, and Kelly sat back on her bed, exhaled, then asked "Who's Holly?" I closed my eyes to try and think but Kelly asked "Who is Kennedy and who is Holly?" I sat beside Kelly and she slipped her hand into mine, an odd thing to do but it gave me courage to confess. I said "I made Kennedy up to keep a good story idea going and ‘she' took on a life of her own. I just wanted to finish a story but once I created her, everything flowed". Kelly squeezed my fingers, smiled at me, then asked "So you lied to your readers?" I shook my head and said "No. It's erotic fiction. John McClane, Raylan Givens and Walt Longmire don't actually exist. Neither do the Brady Bunch or anyone from GREY'S ANATOMY". Kelly said "Fair point. So what about Holly?" I said "I created Lisa based on someone I know to put Kennedy to bed, but the readers really like Kennedy so I didn't know what to do. Holly was just me having fun with the fictional reality". Kelly let go of my hand and said "Just tell everyone the truth. It's not like you know any of them. The readers I mean". I sighed and said "If you read LOOSE ENDS, then you know I basically retired".

Kelly touched my face and said "Let's take a shower. Be respectful and we can take the first step. If things become real, then they become real. Until then, I need everything to stay secret. Okay?" I kissed Kelly softly and she said "When I figured out JWDONEY was you... that's when I decided to hell with the rules and to just give you a shot. If you're half the person that bleeds through your writing, then we're a good match. Besides, it's lonely being the boss". I smiled and said "I'll stop messing with Brandi". Kelly smirked and said "I don't believe you and if you're not already doing her, you will be. I know her type". I was feeling a certain way suddenly, and horny or not, I asked "How is this going to work exactly. What if I have something to say to you and you don't like it?" Kelly sighed and said "This is a first for me. You know we're going to be naked together and that I expect you try me, but you just want to talk everything to death".

What could I say?

I've been writing fiction and erotica for nearly 20 years and that surprised me.

I stared at the door to what I assume was the bathroom until Kelly said "Work is work. Not work is not work. What do you want me to say?" I looked at Kelly and said "Say you'll go out with me. Say that you're younger than me, super beautiful, sexy as Hell, smart and funny, and despite all that you like me. Say we can go out". Kelly sighed and said "We can't and you know why. There is no question that we will do stuff together, you'll end up spending the night, that very likely we're gonna become lovers. For now it has to be a secret and I haven't even told you to stop flirting with various women. What else do you need to hear?" I shook my head because it didn't really surprise me that Kelly knew I liked to flirt. She had firsthand, long term experience with my flirting. I was staring at Kelly's laptop which was now on a colorful screensaver. She had been reading my stories. I sighed but Kelly said "Let's try the truth. I've read enough of your stories to know a good part of the real you is in most of them".

I sighed again. It's true, way too true.

Somewhere Kurt Angle was laughing and saying "It's true, it's true".

Kelly said "The truth is, I can take a shower without any help". I stared at Kelly who blushed and said "Because of work and life, I haven't been with anyone in well over a year. I want to skip the dating games and get to the fun, and you haven't been with anyone since Jennifer left you. Have you? Let's just skip the games and have some fun Joe. You've spent incredible effort trying to catch me... well here I am". Even though my mind was racing, I asked "No games and no BS?" Kelly said "You can even chase other girls except for Brandi until we decide it's serious. Then it's you and me and no one else. Then people can know about us. Let's see anyone else make that offer". I was staring at Kelly when she smirked and said "He looked at her like it might be a trick". I stared deep into Kelly's eyes and said "Fuck you" but she just smiled and said "I hope so". I pulled Kelly into a warm, deep kiss, and this time, there was no hesitation or concern. Labels or not, we were essentially dating. Privately, secretly, covertly... who cared... we were dating.

The key was, Kelly had used the words "we" and "us".

We were kissing passionately when I realized I was atop Kelly, my weight on her, her legs parted and accepting me. I've written dozens of stories, but left so many minute details out, and this was as real as it could get. Kelly was my boss, the General Manager, the person who hired me, and now we were on the way to what I assume and hope was breathtaking sex. This wasn't my imagination, I could feel her heart pounding. I could feel her body shaking. I could see Kelly's was nervous and yet, she held me so that we continued to kiss until we just lay there holding each other. Kelly asked "Do you want to stay here with me tonight?" I eased off Kelly and she panicked, pulled at me, but I held her hands and said "I do, but I need my medicine and something else to wear". I sighed and Kelly stared at me for a long moment then said "I have an idea how you think. Can I ride with you while you go get your meds and whatever else you need?" Wow. I blinked and Kelly said "If you went alone, both of us would overthink everything and who knows what would happen. Why don't I ride with you?" I sighed and said "Or you could stay with me? At my apartment".

Kelly said "Yes" then picked up her phone and did something. We have an app that is like a work portal. It really exists. We can see our schedule, our time cards, request time off, see pay stubs, the whole nine yards. If I was right, Kelly just made herself ‘busy' or ‘away', something like that for tomorrow. I was already off, and that's not a convenient plot point. I sat there as Kelly shoved some things into a backpack, then I held my breath as she stripped and changed in front of me. She hadn't been wearing much to begin with. Once she was completely naked, Kelly faced me, smiled while blushing, then said "Just an appetizer". Her body was flawless, and not supermodel, perfect girl, erotic fiction flawless. Kelly was perfect for 37 years old, and at 48, probably the last brass ring I would ever see or touch. I moved to actually touch but Kelly said "If we start, we won't be able to stop. Chill and I'm all yours when we get to your apartment". I was so hard it ached, my brain felt like mush, and Josh didn't have shit on me as I watched Kelly slip on silky blue panties, shorts, a t-shirt (with no bra) and socks then sneakers. She was still limping and hobbling, but not as theatrical as when I first arrived.

Once Kelly was ready, she kissed me softly and asked "Aside from Jennifer, when was the last time you knew you had a sure thing?" Rene Russo flashed through my brain, and if you don't get that reference, watch THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR. I said "Never. Not since Linda. Not once in 17 plus years of marriage was it ever a sure thing". Kelly blinked several times, touched my hand, then said "Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't know". I shrugged and said "It's okay. I have you now" Kelly smiled and said "True" but then she made a face and said "Just remember that in public I'm your boss and nothing is going on between us". I stared deep into Kelly's eyes and said "We'll see. I say maybe a week of dating me and you'll be so happy that you'll tell everyone about us". Kelly gasped, but I just picked up her backpack, grabbed her phone and charger, then said "I'm still friends with every one of my exes" and left her standing in her bedroom. Kelly had her wallet, phone, and a small makeup bag in her hands when she came in the room, shut off some lights, picked up some keys, and said "Drive babe, I'll follow you".

Babe?

Okay, so it was like that?

I waited while Kelly locked up, but on her front porch she did something strange. After looking all around, she leaned close to me and sighed "I just want someone to love me for me". Kelly got into her car, started it, then asked "You coming?" My phone had several missed texts, a couple of missed calls, and three voicemails. I had only been inside Kelly's house an hour if that. All of them were from Brandi, flirting at first, then wondering why I wasn't answering her texts or calls. Brandi could wait. So could adultery! I pulled into my driveway, my apartment really is right next door to my parents house. Kelly parked behind me, got out, handed me her backpack, then asked "What's wrong?" I sighed, decided not to lie, and said "Brandi". Kelly sighed and said "I'll keep you plenty busy. You won't need anyone else and need I remind you that Brandi is married?"

Maybe she was feeling the moment, maybe she forgot where we were, but Kelly leaned in close and we kissed slow and warm. Suddenly my mom coughed behind me, Kelly tensed and blushed, and I said "Hi mom. This is Kelly". Mom surveyed Kelly, blinked, then asked "Your boss? That Kelly?" Kelly stared at her shoes as I said "Uh... yeah". Mom said "There's no way dating your boss could possibly go wrong, but what do I know?" Kelly surprised me completely when she slid her arm around me and said "I know how this looks, but I've given it a lot of thought". Mom narrowed her eyes and said "I can see that" while she was staring at Kelly's backpack that I was holding. The awkward silent staredown continued until mom said "Knowing you Joseph, you probably haven't eaten. Put her stuff away and come over. I need to have a moment with your boss... sorry... girlfriend". Kelly stared at me but I said "It's fine. I'll be right over". Kelly handed me everything but her phone, started to walk away, then exhaled and said "I hope I'm not wrong" and kissed my lips softly.

In fairness, the banter between my mom and Kelly was clever, but this is an erotic story, so...

The important discovery was moment by moment, conversation by conversation, Kelly's resistance and reluctance to ‘label' us was waning. The evening had started with "It's not a date" and now I not only knew we were going to have sex, but she was spending the night and had gotten my mom's approval... which is not easy to get! Jennifer never got it, and we were married 17 years! As I let Kelly in to my apartment she looked around, locked my front door, then said "I think we can skip most of the clever conversations and all of the games. My underwear are wet and I have been trying not to attack you for an hour". What the fuck? I narrowed my eyes at Kelly, so she sighed and said "Besides being my actual mood right now, the way you write tells me what you want. Treat me right and I'll give it to you". I glared at Kelly and said "You pushed me away for four months Kelly. Why today?" Kelly stole a script straight from several of my stories as she handed me her things, took a soda from my fridge, shut off the lights, and guided me to my bedroom. I said "Fuck it" and set Kelly's bag down, emptied my pockets, put my phone on the charger, and was about to take my meds when Kelly said "Whoops" from behind me.

You guessed it. She was naked. And smiling!

I took off my shirt, then my pants, and moved closer for a kiss when Kelly put her hand on my chest and said "The truth is, I discovered your stories a couple of weeks ago. I started to put things together but the whole Kennedy and Holly thing threw me. Then I realized some of your better jokes were right there in front of me. The same with some of your sayings. Once I figured out JWDONEY was you, I read as much as I could, but I was already pent up and lonely. You were after me and I needed a push to let down my wall and take a serious chance with you. Fuck yes I'm jealous of you and Brandi. You want assurances and guarantees Joe? You need a label and words? Fine. I'm your fucking girlfriend. Now will you stop stalling, talking and thinking and just fuck me?"

BEST SPEECH EVER!!!

Then just to be an asshole, I took my life into my own hands, ignored the sure thing right in front of me, and said with what I hoped was a straight face "I think we should just be friends". Kelly let her hand go from my chest, smiled a scary smile, then said "So it's true. You really are insane. Get undressed right now and take me to bed. Stop fucking around or I'll go home and make you think Winter came early". I slid my underwear down and Kelly sucked in a long, slow, deep breath as she stared at my hard cock, standing almost straight up. I talk a good game using words in my stories, but I actually do know how to be romantic and I especially know how to seduce. I slid a hand behind Kelly's neck and kissed her with confidence I didn't even know I had. We were really going at it when Kelly gasped for air and practically pushed me onto the bed. We scrambled around until I was between her legs and ready to enter the promised land. Kelly stared deep into my soul, I ignored a dozen corny things that came to mind, and then with Kelly more than willing, I slid slowly inside her body. Kelly was soaking wet and seriously excited but she was very tight and it was slow going. In my stories I tell how the guy just plunges in, but this was real life and proof that Kelly told the truth, it had been a while.

I stroked slow each time, getting further inside Kelly, while she rubbed my back and shoulders and moaned softly. In my love life, I've had cold fish and a couple of super involved lovers. Kelly was just about perfect the way she moved when she needed to, seemed fully involved, and was really into it. Once I reached her inner depths and Kelly had shifted beneath me to get comfortable, I began stroking slow and deep while Kelly rocked her hips and kissed me occasionally. We were the right height for each other so that we could kiss and I could look into her eyes as we made love. I am who I am, and even as I was scoring the goal and winning the game, I used some of my energy to ask "Please be my girlfriend?" Kelly was glassy eyed and happy as she asked "What?" I said it again and Kelly shifted to hold me even as we were making love, then said "I am". I was so happy that I sped up and Kelly gasped "Oh... okay..." and gripped me as I was stroking faster and deeper now. We were going at it, and I am lucky enough in real life to be able to last, but it had been a long while so it was past due.

I could feel the swelling, the tension and the excitement welling up as my cock throbbed and my body tingled. Kelly gasped "Oh God..." and her entire body thrashed as she screamed "Oh God, oh God, oh fuck..." through a long, intense orgasm. I saw a flash of white, everything went numb, and I exploded with three years of pent up climax deep inside Kelly. I drove deep inside her as I pumped and thrust and when I was finished and spent, Kelly wrapped herself around me and didn't plan to let go. We kissed a bit, then separated to wipe up using a towel from the floor. Kelly made a face and asked "This was clean right?" I nodded and said "From my shower this morning. I do laundry at the laundromat next door". I was grinning but Kelly said "Don't be like that. Just be you when we're together". I blinked and Kelly said "I have to do some thinking about us and how to release the information so that certain idiots don't use you against me". I sighed but Kelly said "Hold on, don't be confused. We're together. You tore down my wall and I'm in, just stop messing around with Brandi so that I don't look stupid".

We cleaned up, Kelly put on panties and a t-shirt, and I wore underwear. We snuggled and watched SHADES OF BLUE, a really good JLO show from NBC. As we settled in for the night and lay there snuggled in the dark, Kelly sighed and said "Please for the love of God, do not write a story about us?"

She couldn't see me grinning in the dark.

... to be continued...

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