Dirty Lady
written by:
Jeanie

I was found out a couple weeks ago when visiting downstairs from my apartment. I'm normally a very private person but an unusual combination of people and alcohol changed all that. Being Mac's birthday, he had invited me to stop by to meet some of his friends. It was the first time I had actually been to his place because I had been avoiding him. He'd been hitting on me ever since I had moved in, but I just wasn't into seeing someone who lived so close. That could get awkward down the line if things didn't work out. I had already had lots of that, things not working out.

And anyway, I'm more of a loner. Always have been. My work is in medical research and I'm used to being by myself for days in a lab, routinely eliminating variables and projecting new directions of testing. I value my quiet time and in addition, have this shyness thing. I accept invitations out yet when I get into a group I choke with anxiety. It follows that I can't tolerate the small talk. Then I'm seriously looking for ways to escape gracefully.

The argument is that one will not get laid if she doesn't put herself out there. But over the years I've come up with a satisfactory alternative that eases the loneliness on a daily basis. The times I have been intimate with a partner were not much to shout about and as a result lots of later self exploration brought out some real relaxation.

I call it The Grip. Many men don't realize that women have three types of orgasm, at least that is true with me. The outer, which is nice. The inner which is better and can be combined with the outer to make it memorable, and then there is The Grip, the all-over-the-place mind blowing orgasm that leaves one gasping. I prefer the latter which is a way of inserting fingers of one hand inside the vagina and rather roughly abusing myself, while the other hand finds something to play with on the outside until the lights go out in bliss. Fainting temporarily is fairly normal when using this method, yet it leaves me smiling the balance of the evening. One problem with The Grip is the concern of disturbing the neighbors when I howl like a coyote. I've had to work that one out, too.

A few years ago I mail-ordered a latex replica of a human penis. These days they call it ‘purchasing online'. The plan was to train for superior oral sex to please my man someday down the line. This girl is competitive and wished to be appreciated for a job well done. I named my dildo Prince Peter. He was a bit longer than my experience but maybe that was for the better. I soon tired of this, though. Pretty boring. But when I discovered The Grip, Prince Peter came back into play again.

Much trial and error brought about a guaranteed happy time. A mirror from my bedroom would be propped against the wall with Prince Peter suctioned onto its surface at just the right height for my mouth when on all fours. With towels on the floor to control the mess, I would apply The Grip while my good friend Prince Peter stifled the coyote yelps. I could watch myself sucking on the Prince and it was a real turn on. My very active perverted mind could fantasize any man I wanted and therefore I've sucked off nearly every hot guy I've ever met with no muss or fuss.

The event that night was the celebration of Mac's birthday. I would have been a real shithead to say no. He had been very helpful introducing me around, finding my parking spot, and letting movers in while I was away. So the plan had been to stop in for one drink. Since I didn't want to give him any encouragement, I wrapped up a bottle of wine as a gift. Lame, I know. What can I say?

Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy, a real catch. Mister Personality, he had a good job, an elegant car, and had really good taste in what he wore. And when he displayed that big grin, it put a flutter in my chest. You could count every one of his teeth. So when he beamed as he welcomed me to his home, my face reddened that he had made such a big fuss out of me being there. The preliminaries done, he said, "I have to check the oven, I'll be back in a bit." I gladly accepted a glass of wine to sip as I moved through the room. I was suddenly feeling out of it in the new surroundings. So, what else was new? Looking around, the layout was much bigger than my unit and very nicely decorated.

Someone touched my elbow. "Hey, Susan. I'm Beth. Mac has glowing things to say about you."

...Wow. The girl was gorgeous. The first thing one noticed was her shiny raven hair that was wild, curly and unruly, a look that any woman would pay a fortune for. The big green eyes were super clear and her genuine smile automatically triggered your own smile. The ensemble was tasteful jewelry over a cashmere sweater on top, black high waisted slacks on the bottom, pink pumps, and super smooth alabaster skin. ...It was like having a dizzy spell when getting up too fast. Holy Mother.

I offered my hand and was so tuned into her that could I actually feel the heat coming off of her body. "Mac's a great guy", I said. "He was so helpful when I moved in. I owe him big time."

Beth put her arm around my waist to lead us to the other side of the room and introduce me around. I was suddenly having a very good time, all the while glancing at her beautiful mouth as she spoke. I hugged her hand to my hip and when she smiled, the squint made it hard to see her eyes.

The group was actually small and it was not very long before I was feeling very comfortable here. Mac joined us and it was laughter all around. He had great stories to tell. These were newspaper people and a whole new world to me.

I went to help Mac in the kitchen for a moment and he whispered, "Are you lezzing out on my date?"

"Busted, huh? I'm so sorry. I'm kind of awed by her. Are you mad?"

He laughed. "Of course not. Cool, actually. Here I was, wondering why I couldn't make you smile like that. My ego is now intact again."

"Is Beth your girlfriend?"

"Long time friend. Intimate off and on. She's a knockout, huh?"

"I feel so foolish. I'm not sure why I'm acting so goofy around her."

"She thinks you are very sweet. One never knows. Beth can be really freaky sometimes when under the influence of a good supply of vino. ...Don't be in a hurry to leave. Okay?"

The dinner was elegant and everything sparkled. It felt fun with a relaxed atmosphere that I hadn't experienced in a long time. There was a cake from Beth and we sang Happy Birthday. Gag gifts generated lots of gaiety while Beth and I held hands under the table.

I really liked Mac's friends and was disappointed to see them leave right after dinner. Married couples with young children, their fun time had limits. All but Beth, that is. We had sat side by side through the meal and I was totally aware of her strong allure. ...No, I didn't make a spectacle of myself. I made it a point to focus on everyone at the get-together but her. All I had to do was look at that classic face or acknowledge the leg brushing against mine and I would begin licking my lips.

The three of us cleaned up the table after saying goodbye to the others at the door and then went into the kitchen to work on the dishes. The wine flowed some more and time flew. Mac got out his camera and we all clowned for some pics while dancing to the blasting music. Beth and I did some poses and laughed out loud. It was a great time. "I want to see some girl smooching", Mac said. Beth didn't hesitate, kissing me lightly on the lips while grinding her hips to the music. Then her hands briefly grabbed my ass and she licked my neck.

Oh, fuck. I felt that one all the way down to my toes. "Hey", I said taking the camera. "Mac, get behind her. Do some sexy dancing."

Mac put his hands on her hips and did a little grinding of his own. Beth was laughing and the whole time I'm pushing the camera button like mad. She was so hot. He sat down in a corner chair and pulled her backwards between his legs and into his lap. Then his hands began roaming on her belly. As erotic as that was, I was unprepared for him to begin playing with her breasts. He was pushing one up and the other one down in time to the music, and she had her arms up as she swayed her hips to the song. He then pushed her fuzzy sweater up to do it again on her bare skin, exposing ripe pointed nipples and very white, full boobies. Nodding her head in rhythm and having the best time, Beth was the sexiest girl I had ever seen, uncaring that I was a witness to their blatant mischief.

We were all singing the words to the song when Mac proceeded to slide his hand down inside the front of her slacks. Her eyes closed in pleasure as she widened her legs to improve his access. The two of them moved to the song as Mac crooked a finger at me. I moved closer and he said, "Would you unbuckle her belt?" Beth was still in her mood so I put the camera down and began working on her clothing. "Keep going", he said.

The skin of her legs was so soft and smooth. I ran my fingers up and down them in admiration and when I looked up, Mac nodded his head towards her panties. Beth was very aware of what was happening and lifted her hips to bare herself in front of me. Laughing softly, she presented herself to me as I toyed with her folds. Sitting on my heels, it was a new view to me and I took my time, finding her button with gentle motions.

I was soon kneeling below her, inhaling her warm aroma as my tongue caressed her. I couldn't help myself. Man, was she juicy. Her fluids were soon running down my neck. The coal black small natural bush was also shiny beautiful, just like the rest of her. I added a finger up inside, just an inch or so, and Beth's entire body began to tremble. I hummed the song as I lingered on her privacy, flicking and chewing and licking. Her smile was intoxicating and I worried my face back and forth, grinning like an idiot. I loved making love to this girl. It was an inner and an outer at the same time. She trembled when she came and afterwards the smile was huge. She would remember that one.

Like I said, I'm competitive. I had her cornered and I wasn't going to let this go with just a tingling groin and a happy face. I decided to use The Grip on her and give her the Super O. She would then remember me as the best that she's ever had. I hoped it would work.

I applied my two fingers just so and lifted hard on her pubic bone in rapid action. I knew when I had it right because of the suction sounds that were so much like my own. Mac put his hand on my head as I licked at her nipples. Within a minute or so her legs were flailing and hips bucking with primal sounds coming from her mouth. Mac's eyes were wide as he firmly held his friend as she tried to escape our grasp. She was experiencing an orgasm so intense as to slide to the floor and push us away, rolling around in the copious fluids which had spit from her vagina.

Mac said, "What the fuck was that? Holy shit!"

"Mac, Mac", she said. "Tell me you guys are going to fuck me. It's been so long. Please Please?" Her body was still trembling with her feet shaking and her toes twitching. I laughed at how much power I had over her. She would never ever forget this.

It then dawned on me that this was a set-up. Mac had orchestrated this. He was sharing her with me. He knew what I wanted and had fit me in right where I would be thrilled. ...What a neat guy. I stood and grabbed the back of Mac's head so I could aim my mouth for his. My tongue gave him plenty of her and I said, "What the lady wants, the lady gets. And thank you, gracious man." Then I turned and kissed her deeply, also.

We were all laughing as we frantically threw our clothes in every direction in the bedroom. The first to accomplish the task, Beth was dancing sexy on the bed, naked as the day she was born. She nearly fell a few times not having regained full control over her legs. "What have you done to me?", she said. I tackled her and we rolled around giggling until Mac piled on top. He was aggressively kissing me while playing between Beth's legs with his hand. I wanted her first. I had to have her again.

Those long slim legs of hers widened like an opening flower and I sat on my heels for awhile just enjoying the view. Mac was a bit frantic and grabbed her feet and swung her body around to where her head was off the bed. He looked at me and breathing hard he inserted his penis into her mouth. He began slowly making love to her face. Amazing, something way over my experience. He had a perfect boob in each hand as he moved his hips.

I angled back to where I had the best vantage point and gave her The Grip again, only easier. With my eyes closed, I could hear her slurping on him. She was totally beautiful and a little nasty, too. It couldn't get any better than this.

When her time came again, I had to hold on for dear life as her hips lifted off of the bed. My mouth went after her again and I was making slurping noises of my own while the sheets were darkening under my dripping chin. My goodness, this girl was a fountain. I crawled up her body and licked on her taunt nipples. She was coming down from her thrill and breathing hard.

She said to Mac, "Take note, that is how it is done.

I laughed when a penis slowly crept up her breast to my mouth. I flicked him a few times with my tongue, teasing him. Then I rubbed my lips along the length of him, getting ready to have the enjoyment of engulfing him. I lowered my head which slid him up my tongue all the way into my throat. It was an effortless move even though he was thicker than expected. My training kicked in and his pubic hair tickled my nose as I took all of him. Beth was staring in awe. I held my breath as I locked myself onto him and I could feel his pulse as testicles lay on my chin. This was much better than the Prince; warm, hard, and throbbing.

I slowly eased him out of my mouth and then took him all the way down again, over and over. He loved it and spent much of this time attempting to control his thrusting. The sounds coming from deep down in his chest were almost barbaric.

He quickly tired of that, roughly throwing me off of Beth and then entering me from behind. It was a tight fit back there as he eased in, I was really full, but he was surprisingly gentle with me. It was tender and loving as he whispered nice things. This was a great guy and I could feel the onslaught of a big crush coming on.

I was thinking loving things when I realized he was beginning to pump into me harder. The pleasure grew in intensity the faster he moved. He grabbed a handful of hair and tilted my head back, the slapping noise on my bottom growing louder and louder when I realized Beth was close to me taking pictures. Her hands were then exploring me everywhere. I was coming in small bursts over and over when I began laughing and howling. This time it was she who grabbed my hair and shook my head. "He's fucking your brains out, isn't he?"

"That he is", I panted.

"Are you his whore?"

"Whatever he wants."

Beth hissed close to my face and licked me, weighing one of my breasts with her hand. "I'm mad for you, you know. This is a first for me. You are so much fun." She laughed to Mac. "You never did me like that. Her bazungas are snapping around like mad. I've never seen anything so awesome."

The pleasure was almost too intense and it felt as though my teeth were rattling. I was relieved when Mac rolled over onto his back, still hooked together with me. He was slippery with sweat yet still slowly moving inside me with less power when Beth climbed over us making jokes. I was sandwiched and both of them were squirming. It was pleasure of the highest order.

Then Beth showed us how naughty she could be. She began dragging her hairy sex all over my body, taking time on my mouth, my boobs and nipples, and then moving on, leaving multiple skid marks as evidence. We were all laughing as she worked her way down my body with her tongue, licking up her own juices. The girl was deranged, I swear. She pushed my legs straight up in the air and then widened them as far as they would go. She remarked, "I love the way you are. Good gracious."

I felt her tongue and hot breathe everywhere and then Beth pushed me over the tippy top with a mouth trick. She sucked in and out very fast on my clit flesh. Combined with the numbing pounding I had just taken, I saw every star of the entire galaxy behind my eyes and laughed all the way through the incredible mind blowing buzz. Then as my entire body relaxed and I was grinning to myself, I realized she was licking my lower lips all around his dick as it slowly pumped in and out. She was creatively going down on both of us at the same time.

Mac later blurted, "Oh, God. She is sucking my balls. I'm going to come."

I tightened down on him with everything I had before she yanked him out of me and plopped him into her mouth. It was her raw lust that forced her mouth to take as much penis as she could, gagging and coughing, not slowing until he gently pushed her away. I had watched spellbound as she made gulping sounds over and over until he was spent. Then she lifted her smiling gorgeous face to me with semen dripping from her breast. "What? Was I being bad?"

Mac was whipped. Laying spread eagled he said, "You girls really fucking destroyed my bed."

I stepped off of the bed tugging on Beth's hand. I scooped a few white drops from her chest to test the taste. "Listen to him whine after he just had the best time ever. Come on, let's get a shower. Then I want to try some other stuff. See how dirty we can get."