Cocky Ballsboa
written by:
Orpheus

Cocky Ballsboa

An erotic parody

"C'mon Cocky" yelled Dicky to a muscular man who was doing from behind a stripper cum porn actress. "We don't have this warehouse all day."

"I can't" said Cocky. "I've already cum twice already."

"Don't give me that goddamn bullshit. At sixteen you could cum eight times by thinking of Adrian's mom."

"Adrian's mooooom" said Cocky, as he withdrew and shot cum over his co-star's back.

"OK that's a wrap" said Dicky. "Everyone let's ..."

Dicky grabbed a cell phone from his pocket.

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Denna Dameson relaxed on her Penthouse suite couch stroking her pussy with one hand and motioning with the other.

"Albert, my dear man-servant, tell me the figures for my latest movie."

"Ma'am" said Albert, handing her a glass of French mineral water, "Denna's Dick Adventure" has made over ninety million dollars."

"Only ninety million? And most of that would have been that Televangelist Dimmy Baggart."

"I have an idea" said Albert. There's a little known porn actor from New Zealand. His name is Cocky Ballsboa. You could make a movie with him as your co-star. Make it about giving someone his big break, a rags to riches story.

"That's not a bad idea" said Denna. "Not bad at all."

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"Yeah?" said Dicky.

"Who is it" said Cocky.

"Holy mother of god it's friggin' Denna Dameson."

"You're kidding me."

"No I'm not. Hello? Yes I'm still here. Yes your highness. A week? Sure, no problem your royal highness. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I understand. He will be ready."

Dicky clicked the phone off.

"Mr Ballsboa, mate, how'd you like to be an international porn star?"

"An international porn star?"

"Yes. Denna Dameson has picked you as her next star"

"Gee Dicky, I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know. You could be the next Bevan Bone."

"I just ain't sure, you know what I mean."

"This is your big break. goddamn it. Do you want this country to be just known as the land of Hobbits?"

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Cocky got out of bed. It was still dark outside his small inner city apartment. He opened the fridge door and popped three cans of sardines into his mouth. All I need to do is make her cum six times without blowing my load. He put on his track suit and jogged out the door.

Cocky's chest heaved. His legs were jelly. Up ahead were the steep steps of the Auckland War Museum. Cocky forced himself to continue. Then willpower gave in to physical exhaustion. He collapsed on the steps, gasping for breath.

I sure could use a blowjob about now he thought.

"Are you alright?"

It was a girl, about nineteen. She was dressed in running gear and her long blonde hair was tied up in a pony tail. She wore a pink tight top and pastel colored shorts that accentuated her pussy crack.

"I'm ok. Just need a minute, you know what I mean" said Cocky.

"My name's Chloe and ... oh my god, you're Cocky Ballsboa."

"Yep, that's me."

"Oh my god, I'm your biggest fan. My name's Chloe."

"Nice to meet you, Chloe" said Cocky.

"Can I ask you something?" Chloe said.

"Sure."

"Can I suck your cock? Please let me suck your cock?"

Cocky grinned.

"I don't know about that."

Chloe crouched between Cocky's legs.

"Oh please. My friends will be soooo jealous."

Cocky pulled his track suit pants down. His nine inch cock popped out fully erect.

"Oh my god it's even bigger in real life"

Chloe wrapped her hand around the shaft of Cocky's dick and put her mouth over the head. She pushed down, trying to get as much of it into her mouth. She then popped it out of her mouth and ran her tongue underneath, flicking her tongue around the tip and tasting his precum.

"Yummy"

"It gets even better" said Cocky. "You want it to see if you can take it all in?" said Cocky.

Chloe smiled. "Sure."

Chloe put both hands on Cocky's thighs and placed her mouth around his cock. She pushed down until about six inches were in his mouth.

"Take your time baby" said Cocky.

Chloe pushed down further. Seven inches, then back up to six, then down to eight, then all nine inches.

Cocky groaned. Chloe responded by moving her mouth up and down his shaft. She gently squeezed his balls.

"Ohhhhhh yeah" said Cocky, cumming.

Chloe didn't miss a drop, swallowing as Cocky pumped his jism down her throat.

"You're pretty good. You could do this for a living, you know what I mean" said Cocky.

Chloe wiped her lips.

"Thank you. Wow, I can't wait to tell Amy and Lisa I sucked Cocky Ballsboa's cock!"

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"You think being a porn star is about having a large cock and big balls? said Dicky.

Cocky looked at him.

"Well it's not. I've been in this goddamn business over twenty years and I'll tell you what it takes to be a porn star. It takes control, see?"

"Control?" said Cocky.

"Yes, control" said Dicky. He took a photo out of his pocket.

"Oh my god, that's hideous" said Cocky.

"It's Helen Clark, our Prime Minister."

"Is it female?"

"It's a woman. Now here's the trick, see. If you can look at this photo and keep a hard-on then you have control, see?"

Cocky nodded.

"You keep this, learn control."

Dicky pulled out another photo.

"Whoa who's that?" said Cocky.

"This is Dutch beauty Terri Summers. You will never find a woman more hotter or sexier. If you can look at this and not get a raging hard-on then you really have control."

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Just one more day thought Cocky as he jogged home after failing to beat the Museum steps again. It was dark, around midnight.

"Ohhhh, ohhhhh."

Cocky heard moans from a alleyway. They were male. They were followed by a female voice.

"Goddamn it Ross, do you have to cum so fucking fast?"

"Heh, heh. Sorry about that babe. But at least I got off."

"Fuck you, I'm outta here."

A young man, around eightteen, emerged from the alleyway.

"Hey yo, that ain't no way to treat a girl, you know" said Cocky, catching up to the young man.

"Who the fuck are you?" said Ross.

"I'm Cocky Ballsboa."

"Oh, Cocky Ballsboa, wow" said Ross, sarcastically.

"Yeah, that's me. And I'm going to give you a lesson on how to treat a girl, you know what I mean."

Ross mumbled under his breath.

"Hey, no attitude. What I've got to say is important, you know."

"Do I have a choice?" said Ross.

"Nope. If you see girls as just things to stick your dick into then that's all they'll ever be, you know what I mean. But if you see them as people then they're people, you know. When was the last time you bought your girl perfume or flowers?"

"Don't know" said Ross.

"What's her favorite movie?"

"Don't know."

"Her favorite song?"

"Don't know?"

"Her favorite position?"

Ross grinned. "Doggy."

"When was the last time you just held her in bed?"

"Never. I only take her to bed to fuck her."

"Exactly. Girls love to be cuddled, you know. What do you do for foreplay?"

"Foreplay? Just feel her up, I suppose."

"You got to pay her attention, you know. Start by kissing her neck, her shoulders. Run your hands up and down her back and over her ass. Then kiss her mouth, nice and gently like, then harder as she gets more excited, you know what I mean. Then brush her pussy with your hand, like you're teasing her. You want to make her want your cock so bad she thinks she'll die if she don't get it, you know what I mean."

"That's my bus" said Ross.

"OK, you just remember what I told you."

Ross got on the bus, swung around and flipped the bird at Cocky.

"Fuck you Cocky. You're not even a real porn star. You're just a fucking wannabe."

"Yeah" said Cocky to himself as he walked away. "I'm just a two-bit porn actor and that's all I'll ever be."

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It's hopeless thought Cocky as he began the final climb up the Museum steps. I was a fool to think I could do it. Me? An international porn star? What a fucking joke.

He felt the fatigue building in his legs.

I can barely make it as a porn actor. I can't even run up these steps.

Cocky looked up. The Museum, silhoutted by the night sky, was closer than it had ever been.

Sure, make my dreams seem within my reach before sending them crashing down.

His legs still moved.

It's just a matter of time. You'll never do it.

His legs still moved.

Quit now before you make an idiot of yourself.

Then, for the first time, Cocky reached the final step.

"Yes!" Cocky shouted, jumping up and down, his balls bouncing underneath his track pants. "I did it, I fucking did it!"

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The old warehouse had been transformed into something resembling a professional movie set. There were lights and cameras everywhere. Occupying a corner was a king-size bed with satin sheets.

A tall blonde man shaved some papers into Cocky's chest.

"That's yer script" he said in a heavy southern drawall. "There's only a few lines y' need to learn. Got it cowboy?"

Cocky nodded.

"Goddamn it."

It was Dicky.

"Just cos he's directed some multi-million dollar porn flicks he thinks he can boss me around. Anyway, how about you, Cocky? You ready?"

Cocky looked down at the bulge in the pants of his telephone service man uniform. Control, just like Dicky said.

"I'm ready" said Cocky, reading over the script.

"OK" the directory said, "let's go."

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Denna Dameson lay on the bed like a goddess on a cloud. She wore nothing but a see-thru nightie that did nothing to hide her ample breasts and large hard nipples. Her blonde hair flowed down past her shoulderes like a waterfall.

"OK Mr Ballsboa" said the director, "approach Ms Dameson slowly, thumbs in the front of your pants."

Cocky walked forward as told.

"That's it, crotch thrust forward, accentuate that bulge."

"Mr Telephone man" said Denna, fluttering her eyelids. She opened her mouth and put her finger on her bottom lip.

"Mr Ballsboa, your line."

Cocky froze.

"Your line Mr Ballsboa."

Silence.

"We're rooting for ya Cocky" said Dicky.

More silence.

Then Cocky spoke.

"The phone jack's all done, Miss"

"I've got no money to pay you" Denna said, eyes wide. She rubbed her crotch. "Maybe I can pay you some other way?"

"What do you have in mind?" said Cocky.

Denna unzipped him and pulled out his semi-hard cock.

"I could suck you off" she said.

"Ok, zoom in on his cock" said the director.

Denna took all of Cocky's penis into her mouth. She then slowly slid it out.

Cocky moaned.

"Face shot of Mr Ballsboa."

Cocky was now rock hard. Denna took him back into her mouth again and began fucking his dick with her lips. At the same time she caressed his grapefruit-sized balls.

"Oh yeah" said Cocky.

"Fuck, he's gonna blow" said the director.

"Ohhhh baby" said Cocky.

"No he's not" said Dicky. "Control, Cocky, control."

Denna popped Cocky's penis out of her mouth. A long wad of precum stretched from the tip to her bottom lip.

"Mmmmm, yummy" said Denna. "Will that do Mr Telephone man, or do you want to lick my pussy?" She opened her legs and looked up at Cocky like a naughty school girl.

Cocky knelt between her legs and placed his hands on her thighs. He opened her legs more and licked around her trimmed pussy. He ran the tip of his tongue around her outer lips, stopping at her clitoris. He gently nibbled and sucked on it, drawing moans of pleasure from Denna. He then put his index finger into her pussy and pressed it against her gspot.

"Oh my fucking god" said Denna.

"Eros Hummingbird, I told him about that" said Dicky.

Cocky sucked and nibbled Denna's clit while his finger worked her gspot.

Denna clasped the bedsheets. She closed her eyes tight and thrust her head back.

"Ohhhhhh fuck yes" she said as she came.

Cocky didn't stop. Denna came again. Then one more time.

"That's three, Cocky" said Dicky. "Three more to go."

Cocky got up and kissed Denna. His face was wet with her pussy juices.

"I've never had an orgasm like that" she whispered in his ear. "What do you call that?"

Cocky just smiled.

"Ok guys, straight missionary."

Denna laid back. Cocky entered her. Denna wrapped her legs around his waist drawing him in deeper.

Cocky thrusted slowly, letting Denna feel every inch of his cock inside of her.

"Control, Cocky, control" said Dicky.

Cocky thrusted harder.

"Ohhhh" Denna moaned, cumming again.

Cocky didn't stop. Instead he moved faster, pumping Denna's pussy.

"Ok, Denna, get on top" said the director.

Cocky withdrew and laid on his back. Denna mounted him. Her face was flushed. She placed his hands on his muscular chest and rode him like a piston. At the same time Cocky caressed and fondled her breasts.

Denna came again.

"One more, Cocky, one more" said Dicky.

"Doggy" said the director.

Denna got off Cocky and they got into doggy position. Cocky entered her and placed his hands on her hips. He fucked her hard.

"Ohhhh god yes" Denna moaned.

Cocky reached underneath Denna's body and rubbed her nipples. He pumped her pussy as hard and fast as he could.

"Ohhhhh fuck meeeee" Denna said as she climaxed.

"Moneyshot" said the director.

Cocky withdrew. Denna turned around. Cocky's dick was right in her face. She grabbed hold of it and pumped it for all she was worth.

"C'mon Cocky, c'mon" said Dicky.

Cocky closed his eyes.

"Cum, Cocky, cum"

Cocky tensed. His cock jerked. Then great streams of jism shot out over Denna's lips and face. Denna opened her mouth to catch as much of it as possible. Cocky kept cumming. It was like his cock was an endless tap of cum. Then finally it subsided.

Cocky grinned. He was now an international porn star.