How I spent my 40th Birthday
written by:
Superbrainpanic

It was my 40th birthday and nothing big was happening. Caitlin was in the kitchen, allegedly "making me something" for my birthday. I didn't know what, she wouldn't tell me. "But I need you to do something for me," she said, scooting up to me real close and pressing against me. I could feel the full roundness and the warmth of her, and it put all kinds of thoughts into my head.

"What do you want me to do, say take you to the bedroom and bang you till you sing opera?" She laughed. "Maybe later," she said. "Right now I want you to go to the store for me and pick up a buncha stuff."

She handed me a long list of stuff. "You're going to have to go to Wallenstein's for some of this, " she warned me. "They aren't going to have this stuff at Winn Dixie." "OK," I said in some surprise. I looked on the list. Duck sausage? OK, that was definitely a Wallenstein's item. "This is a lotta stuff," I said. "Well," she said, "it's part of the stuff you need to go buy if you want me to give you a big...surprise."

"Like you in that belly-dancer outfit?" I teased. "And then I get to lean you down on the bed and call you Shakira as I lick your twat..."

"No, not like that," she said teasingly, "but maybe something better...later."

There's a certain gleam that Caitlin gets in her eye when she's horny. It was very, very bright. I began to get that tingle in my chest that radiates down to my penis; it's a kind of sensation I get when I'm horny, can't explain it. I realized that if I hauled ass to the stores that I would have to go to in order to get all this stuff, I could get back in time for some fierce fucking. It might have to happen after she fixed this giant meal she obviously had planned, but it would still be some fierce fucking. A mental vision of Caitlin kneeling in front of me, looking up at me with her big brown eyes as she took my cock into her mouth flashed in front of me. I knew I should get after the shopping.

"I'm gone," I said. "OK, " Caitlin said. "Just go to Winn Dixie for the cheap stuff, though. For the other stuff you have to go to Wallenstein's." I assented and kissed her on the mouth. She frenched me. We stayed tangled up for a few minutes until Blackie (the dog) started jumping up on us. "OK, I better go," I said. I left trying to suppress my erection.

It was gone by the time I got to Winn Dixie, which was OK, as it would have been destroyed anyway by the vision of humanity that you see at Winn Dixie, especially on Saturday. It was crowded as hell and I wondered again why I had to get all that stuff today. But I went through the store and found everything, and exited the store much poorer and much more loaded with groceries after an hour.

Then I went to Wallenstein's and bought all the specialty stuff: wine, cheese, duck sausage, herbs, and the fruits and vegetables on the list. It didn't help that Caitlin had got me going, and so all the tomatoes looked like breasts, and all the pears looked like asses. It was interesting, but I paid attention to the list and got out of there as fast as I could.

Two hours for the whole trip. Ugh. I wondered again why I had to go all the way to Wallenstein's to get all this stuff, since Wallenstein's is a long way from our house. But I figured it had to be the ingredients for something really great, so I didn't inquire too much. Besides, it seemed like she didn't expect me back anytime soon. Still, I cut corners and went a little faster than I should have to get back to the house.

When I got there another car was in front of the house. I didn't know whose it was, but I figured it belonged to someone visiting our unfriendly neighbors, who had family over all the time. I grabbed the groceries and brought them in.

Blackie was obviously outside in the fenced backyard, because he didn't come crashing to the door to see me. Senorita (the other dog) did, but she was her usual quiet self. The lights were all out, and candles were burning in the living room and up and down the hall. No sign of Caitlin in the kitchen. "Caitlin?" I said. "I'm in here," she said from the bedroom. "Would you mind putting the stuff away before you come in here?"

"OK," I said. Hm, I thought, maybe she did break down and get the belly dancer's outfit. The thought helped me unload everything that much faster. I was stuffing the refrigerator when I heard a giggle. I stopped for a second, and then I continued, hoping that I'd be stuffing Caitlin before too very much longer.

I finally finished and shut the refrigerator door. The candles flickered slightly. "Are you through?" Caitlin said. "Yeah," I said. "Come to the bedroom," she said. Her voice was full of sex and on the verge of laughing. It was a good sound. I got closer to the door and smelled pot. The bedroom was dark and my eyes hadn't adjusted. "Close the door," Caitlin said. I did, and then I turned around.

There was a little "chk" of a cigarette lighter in the dark, and I saw Caitlin light a candle and put it on the dresser. My eyes adjusted a bit. She was smiling, wearing nothing.

Then another voice said, "Happy birthday, Mike."

I was a little shocked. It sounded like Kallie, one of Caitlin's best friends, and someone who I had fantasized about. Ever since Caitlin had told me about her lesbian experience with Kallie in college, I had often had visions of seeing Caitlin and Kallie in bed with one another, their arms and legs intertwined, kissing...and I'd told Caitlin about the fantasies. She didn't mind, she liked hearing them.

I didn't know what was going on. Well, I did, but I didn't know if it was too much to hope for. My eyes were finally adjusting to the half-light and Caitlin laid on the bed.

Naked. Next to Kallie. Who, I could see by the half light, was also completely naked. "How do you like your birthday surprise?" Caitlin said, smiling like crazy. "Come sit on the bed with us," Kallie added. "Have some of this." She held out the little brass dope pipe, loaded with marijuana. I took a big hit, kicked off my shoes and sat on the bed.

"Not with your clothes on, silly," Caitlin said. Kallie took the pipe from me and began undoing my pants, while Caitlin pulled my shirt over my head.

This was NOT happening. Was it? I decided that if this was some sort of hallucination I'd definitely roll with it. Two girls, with big thighs and nice round plump asses and big round boobs...Kallie the blonde and Caitlin the brunette...it was staggering. And now I was naked. Kallie grinned and gave me the pipe again after taking a monster hit from it herself. I took another hit and gave it to Caitlin.

"I think I have gotten hit on the head," I said, "and I'm hallucinating." The girls laughed. They were already loaded and loose. Kallie's round face and green eyes were shining, almost as bright as Caitlin's beautiful brown eyes, and the smoothness of their shoulders seemed even more rounded in the candlelight. Not to mention their breasts. Caitlin's were larger than Kallie's, but Kallie's were nicely rounded with medium sized nipples, while Caitlin's nips were bigger and browner. Either of them by themselves were lovely, but both, I was overwhelmed. Caitlin lit one more candle and sat back on the bed. "You like your birthday present, Mike?" she said wickedly.

"Like isn't a good enough word," I said. "I can't think exactly of what word I need here." The pot was beginning to get to me; I felt loose and relaxed. "What do you want to do, Mike?" Kallie said slyly. "What do y'all want me to do?" I said. "We want to do what you want us to do," Caitlin said. "This is all for you. Anything you want to do." "Anything," Kallie added. The tone in her voice - and in Caitlin's - made it clear that they meant absolutely that.

"Kiss her," I said. Kallie teased, "You mean you want me to kiss her, or you want Caitlin to kiss me?" She grinned. "Y'all just kiss," I said. Kallie and Caitlin leaned into each other and began to kiss, Caitlin's full mouth to Kallie's smaller, cupid's bow lips. I could not believe it, and then I decided to stop disbelieving, take them at their word. Would they really do anything? All right...I'd see.

Caitlin and Kallie were now kissing deeply, tonguing each other, slowly and languidly, occasionally looking at me and smiling before going back to kissing. "I want to see you making out with each other," I said. They got even closer and began running their hands over each other's bodies, Caitlin's hands over Kallie's smooth skin, cupping her breasts, moving down over her stomach, touching Kallie's round, creamy ass. Kallie running her hands over Caitlin's shoulders, her big hands caressing Caitlin's big round breasts, the brown nipples beginning to harden. They kissed each other on the neck, on the face, behind the ears. Kallie's blonde hair fell around Caitlin's face, and I saw Caitlin's long dark hair falling over Kallie's round smooth shoulders. My cock was so hard it hurt, but I wanted to make them do more to each other. I'd been wanting to see these two women in bed with one another since Caitlin told me that they'd slept together back in college. They wanted to give me my wish.

"What do you want us to do now," Caitlin said, in between kisses, punctuated by gasps as Kallie bent her head and licked Caitlin's nipple. "I want you to do what you did in college, that time," I managed to say. "You mean you want us to fuck in front of you?" Caitlin said, in her I'm-turned-on voice. It was slightly shaky, because Kallie had gone from licking on her nipple to sucking on it. If that wasn't enough, Kallie would glance at me to see my reaction. I think probably my dick told her all she needed to know. "Yes, I want you two to fuck in front of me," I said. "I want to see you touch each others' pussies. I want you to lick each other till you come. I want you to rub and touch and caress and bite and lick each other till you come, really hard. I want to see you two big beautiful women all wrapped around each other."

That was pretty much all I could manage to say, but it was all I needed to say, fortunately. They went at each other, fingers in each others' twats, exchanging deep tongue kisses. Kallie was more aggressive than Caitlin, although Caitlin was not an unwilling bystander. She squeezed Kallie's boobs and sucked on her neck. Kallie worked her way down to Caitlin's twat, inching and kissing and licking down Caitlin's big breasts, over her soft stomach and hips, and down to the furry triangle I had licked myself so many times before. My dick was huge, but I was determined not to jerk off; I wanted to see the show and have it inflame me.

By now Kallie's mouth was on Caitlin's pussy, and I could hear her licking gently. Caitlin reached down and opened her pussy lips, just as she did for me. She opened her eyes and looked at me and grinned, just for a second. Then Kallie hit a sweet spot and Caitlin's head fell back, her lips forming a soundless "ooh."

Kallie's ass was sticking up in the air as she knelt on the bed with her face in between Caitlin's spread legs. Her ass was nice and round, like Caitlin's, only wider. I moved to where I could see Kallie's pussy lips. They were glistening in the light.

Caitlin was gasping and saying "Oh my God," as Kallie worked on her pussy. "Tastes good, Kallie?" I teased. "Mm-hm," she said without looking up. "How is that for you, Caitlin?" I said. "Uh huh," she said. "You like having a woman licking on your pussy, driving her tongue into you and slurping on your twat?" I kept on talking dirty to her. My cock was harder than it had ever been and it was all I could do to keep from curling my hand around it and jacking it until sperm splattered all over both of them.

Caitlin came hard under Kallie's mouth. Then I had an idea. I went to the closet and pulled out something I had bought yesterday for Caitlin and hadn't had a chance to use yet. It was a big, realistic dildo, pink, with veins, at least 8 inches long and 2 inches around. Caitlin was lying there trembling and gasping; Kallie had eased off and was letting her rest. "What are you doing, Mike," she managed to say. I stepped in front of her with the box the dildo came in and slowly unwrapped it and pulled it out. Kallie was watching all this with glee from between Caitlin's legs. "Wow, Caitlin, he really is as kinky as you say," she commented slyly. Caitlin's eyes got big and round, and all she said was "Oh my," just like the time we used the spreader bar (that's another story).

"Kallie," I said, "She's such a nasty girl, isn't she, letting another woman lick her pussy like that in front of her husband." "Oh yeah," Kallie agreed. "She's pretty bad. She must be one of those horny girls that just wants to come all the time." "I think you're right," I said. (God, my cock was hurting, but I was NOT going to give in.) "I think that she wants this big rubber dick in her pussy," I continued. "I think she's so nasty she'd let another girl fuck her with a big rubber dick, right in front of her husband." Caitlin said nothing, but her eyes were huge, fixed on the big pink dildo. "I think she is that nasty," Kallie replied.

"I want to see her cum with this big rubber cock in her wet pussy," I said. "Are you that nasty, Caitlin? Do you want Kallie to take this big dildo and slide it right between your pussy lips and fuck you with it? Tell me."

"Yes," Caitlin said breathlessly. "Yes, yes."

I handed the dildo to Kallie. Kallie had a very wicked grin on her face. She sat up on the bed. Her breasts were smaller than Caitlin's but still very full, and the nipples were sticking out. Kallie was immensely turned on. She took the big dildo in her hands, looked mischievously at me and popped the head of it in her mouth. She gave it a good lick and looked at Caitlin as she began to suck it. My cock twitched. Caitlin's eyes were locked on the dildo as Kallie sucked it into her mouth, and her breath was coming in short gasps. Kallie pulled it out of her mouth and lowered it to Caitlin's pussy. "Open your pussy lips for her," I said. Caitlin looked hypnotized. She reached down and opened her vagina and Kallie slid the cock in between her pussy lips, deep inside her, but very slowly. Caitlin couldn't even speak, she just went "Uh," and her head lolled back on the pillows as Kallie slid the big pink dildo slowly into her pussy, until it was all in there. Then she began a slow motion, pulling it out and pushing it in. Caitlin grabbed her own tits and began pulling and kneading them. I walked over to her and took her hands away from her tits and began kneading them myself, stroking them, occasionally tugging on the nipples.

Caitlin was lost in the sensations. All she could do was gasp and moan with pleasure, abandoning herself to the massaging in her pussy and boobs. She came in what seemed like one long orgasm that lasted forever. "Oh, stop, stop," she said, "oh god, oh god." She rolled away from the dildo and from my hands and gave a shiver. "Oh, oh."

Kallie smiled. "She really is a nasty girl," she commented. "I've wanted to see that for years," I said. "Thank you!" Caitlin spoke up unexpectedly. "Oh, we're not through yet," she said. "This is your birthday. Are you hot, Kallie?"

I had never heard Caitlin talk this way. "Yeah," Kallie said. "What do you think when I lick a nice pussy and see a big hard fuckin' cock like Mike has here!" Caitlin managed to sit up. "Oh that is big," she said admiringly. "But watch when he puts the cock ring on it."

She hadn't told me about that! Caitlin reached over to the bedside table, grabbed the leather strap and threw it to me. I was not about to object; I was out of my mind with lust anyway. I wrapped it around the base of my cock and snapped it together, and my already inflamed dick seemed to get even bigger. "I see what you mean," Kallie said.

"I don't think I could take that in my pussy right now," Caitlin said. "Kallie, why don't you keep it hard for me while I recover?" Now it was my turn to be shocked. I never expected anything like this. I didn't know what to expect anymore. I gave up expecting.

"I think I could give him some help," said Kallie. "I'm up for it!" Caitlin grinned. "What do you want to do with it, Mike?" she said. "Would you like her to suck on your dick or would you like to stick it in her pussy from behind, or would you like to rub it on her, or jack off on her?"

I had never heard Caitlin talk like this. My cock was twitching. If I hadn't had the cockring on I probably would have come right there. "It's OK, Mike," Caitlin said. "Give her some of your cock, she wants it. However you want to do her. I want to watch you do her."

I couldn't take it. "Bend over, Kallie," I said. "Shove your ass out at me." She chuckled wickedly and stuck her ass out at me. "I like doggy style," she said. "You gonna put that big cock in my little pussy?" "Do it, do it," Caitlin urged. She was looking from me to my cock to Kallie's ass, inviting me on. I jumped up on the bed and knelt behind Kallie, and slowly pressed it into her incredibly wet cunt. Caitlin was mesmerized, watching. "Yeah," she said. "Fuck her good, fuck her hard."

I did. I couldn't take it, seeing both of those beautiful big bodies in bed with me; Caitlin still flushed and sweaty from her orgasms, and Kallie's butt inviting me on. I tried to start slow but pretty soon I was fucking Kallie hard. Kallie's pussy felt different from Caitlin's, and the thrill of fucking somebody I had fantasized about for years made it tough not to come. Caitlin rolled over and was groping both of us, pulling on Kallie's nipples, running her hands over Kallie's back and ass, stroking my balls as I came out on the outstroke.

Kallie growled, "Fuck, fuck, fuck," and I did. "Fuck her good, Mike," Caitlin said. "Ram it up there." I couldn't believe she was talking like this, it inflamed me. I began banging Kallie hard, and she began pushing her ass back into my thrusts. Kallie was about to come. A few more hard strokes and she began coming. Caitlin's hand snaked under her belly and I felt her fingers at Kallie's pussy, rubbing her clit while I pumped her. Kallie made a wordless sound, "aaaaAAAAAH," and came even harder.

The cock ring was the only thing that saved me from coming. I continued fucking Kallie and Caitlin kept rubbing her clit, until Kallie fell on her stomach on the bed. "Ohh, stop!" Kallie gasped. Caitlin pulled her hand out from under Kallie's weight. She glanced over at me. "Oh," she said, "You're still hard!"

"Yeah," I said. "Are you ready to get fucked with it?" "Oh yeah," Caitlin replied. "Then flop on your back and spread your nasty little legs," I said, "and I'll jam this up in your bad girl pussy and fuck you."

She did as I asked, and I did what she wanted. I was banging her pussy when Kallie got up and walked around to the other side of the bed. She climbed up, knelt on the bed next to Caitlin, and began stroking and massaging Caitlin's breasts with one hand. She glanced at me mischievously, reached up with one hand and pinched one of her own nipples, then returned to massaging and kneading Caitlin's generous, soft breasts.

Caitlin grabbed one of Kallie's legs and tried to pull her closer. Kallie got it immediately. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Kallie straddled Caitlin's face, and Caitlin began licking up at Kallie's pussy. Kallie lowered herself closer to Caitlin's mouth, and closed her eyes as Caitlin began licking her pussy in earnest. Kallie's hands went to her breasts. She began pulling Caitlin's nipples. Kallie's breathing got heavy. After a few minutes, she came.

Caitlin came hard, right after Kallie. She was flushed and panting. Kallie was flushed as well. I pulled out and ordered them to lay on top of one another, face to face. Kallie stretched out on the bed, and they lay on one another, face to face, belly to belly, breast to breast. They were both giggly. "Now let's see if this can be done," I said. "Both of you open your legs." They did. I pushed my cock into Caitlin's cunt and gave her five long strokes, then I pulled out, lowered my cock, and gave Kallie's another five strokes.

I kept fucking both of them faster. They came like this a few times; they both must have been incredibly hot. Before I finally shot, I managed to stop. If this was my birthday they had to enact one last part of my fantasy.

"Why did you stop?" Caitlin said. "Don't you want to come?" "I want to come on you both," I said. "I want both of you to suck my cock till I shoot all over you."

They both hit the floor on their knees, much faster than I thought, and huddled close to my cock. Caitlin's pretty, almond-shaped face turned up to see my cock, Kallie looked down at it from her taller seated stance. I waved it in their faces. They pressed together, cheek to cheek. Caitlin and Kallie looked very giggly, warm and sweaty. I poked my cock in Caitlin's face and said, "Open up, you're first, you nasty girl." She sucked me right in and began working me while Kallie watched. Soon Kallie leaned in and began licking the shaft as it popped in and out of Caitlin's mouth.

Caitlin let it pop out of her mouth when her jaw got tired, and pushed my cock toward Kallie's waiting mouth. I went between her lips and entered Kallie's mouth. She swirled her tongue around my cock head and began pumping her head up and down over my cock. Kallie was just about as good as Caitlin at cocksucking. Like Caitlin, she was one of those women that liked to look up at you while she was sucking cock, which always does it for me. I couldn't believe how good this felt, how hard I was.

Eventually Kallie let it pop out of her mouth and Caitlin took over again, bobbing her head up and down on my cock, licking and suckling me.

Then they both began rubbing their lips over my cock, alternating taking the head in their mouths, first one, then the other, passing my cock to each other with their tongues. That was it. "I'm gonna come," I gasped, to warn them. "Do it," Caitlin said. "Come all over our faces!" "Yeah," Kallie added. "Shoot it, shoot it!"

I looked down at their two eager, pretty faces so close to my cock, my cock still wet with their licking and sucking. They leaned in. I reached down and began pulling on my slippery cock. I unsnapped the cock ring. I felt the come flowing up from my balls and jacked myself all over their faces. I splattered come all over their chins and mouths and lips. Some even got on Caitlin's forehead, and some on Kallie's nose. It dripped off their chins to land on their breasts, which made me come even more somehow.

"Oh man," I said, when I could speak. Kallie and Caitlin had rolled back. They were both looking extremely hot and messy, and both of them were laughing. "That was great," Kallie said. "That was so fucking cool," Caitlin agreed. We flopped on the bed in a big sticky pile and somehow Kallie started laughing out loud. Soon we were all laughing. It felt free, like a door had been opened and something mystically wonderful had come into the room, a feeling where laughing out loud was the only reaction, as if we had won a game. After a while we just laid there puffing and panting.

Kallie stood up. "I gotta go to the bathroom," she said. "It's over there," I said needlessly; Kallie knew where the bathroom was. That's how idiotic I was, though, after that come. She made her way to the bathroom and shut the door.

Caitlin rolled over on me. "How'd you like your birthday present, Mike?" She was beaming. She was soft and a little sticky and smelled like sex. I wished I could get it up and fuck her again. "That was beautiful," I said. "I never thought I would experience anything like that."

"It was so hot watching you fuck her and then fuck me," Caitlin whispered. "I was so hot when you fucked me, I came and came. I loved it when you stroked yourself and came all over us."

"I loved doing it," I said. "This was so hot and so wonderful. You are the best wife in the universe. I love you." I kissed her, and she kissed back, slipping me a little tongue even though I could tell she was exhausted.

When we broke apart Kallie was sitting on the bed. We made room and she flopped down. "That was fantastic," I said. "This was the best birthday present, ever."

"What do you mean, was?" Caitlin said teasingly. "It's not over yet. This is your birthday weekend, remember?" I couldn't believe my ears. I just lay there with my mouth open. "Kallie's staying over for the weekend," Caitlin added. Kallie smiled at me lasciviously, and so did Caitlin. I knew then I was really, really in for it, and I knew I would love it. My wife is the greatest.